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Alec Lafavore
Alafavore
Jerry dumps his girlfriend because she doesn't count 20 Mississippi seconds when she washes her hands. ("You gotta do the Mississippi!")Elaine explains to her new boyfriend why she slept with
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Bachman
ElonBachman
1\ Last night I chatted with the manager of a popular new taco place in the neighborhood. COVID-19 was never an issue here, but the hysteria has been intense, and
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BRYN_BORANGA
BRYN_BORANGA
Stood in the shed with a can of lager, farting and burping away cos I’m a ruddy bloody bloke. #booze #blokes come on then lads, let’s have you: what’s the
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Path To Manliness
PathToManliness
Most of you are getting high on your dopamine/escapismSomething goes wrong during the day. You seek your dopamine: cig/porn/booze/gamingAnd you’re brain gets its fix and you condition your brain to
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Glennon Doyle
GlennonDoyle
Books are how I get to know people without involving . . . people. Life is uncomfortable, and I seem to have picked up on that at a very young
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Lindsay Ellis
thelindsayellis
me, 2010: no, I don’t give money to panderers. It’s illegal, besides, they’re probably going to spend it on booze anywayme, 2020: sorry dude I don’t have any cash on
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Seán
shornKOOMINS
I have a friend who has gone insanely off the rails and seems to be on the brink of either prison or death. She tried to commit suicide yesterday, although
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Jack Packard
Harlack
Heads up: this thread is going to be a little personal. And I'm going to talk about some problems I have.So if you're just here for the movie/video game/sandwich talk,
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Jeanvaljean1533
#BORISISBACK We served Boris Johnson a lot as Oxford waitresses. He reeked of booze night and day and did zero 'work'. He spent his time dribbling incoherent nonsense to the
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Katelyn Bowden
BadassBowden
That liquor store was full of booze, it should have stayed sober if it didn’t want burned down. That pawn store was posting pictures of guns- it was a thug
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Jackie
sheusedtomosh
Ok this is random but last week I found an open half empty bottle of Naked Grape wine and I'm pretty sure it has been in my fridge since Feb
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Jake Paul Sartre
PissJugTycoon
As a former 14-15 y/o who got wasted with anarcho-punk band guys in famous NYC squats, it's fuckin wild to see someone carry the "grown ass dudes wanna get me
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Great Oracle
AbdulMahmud01
Nigerian writers. Take them seriously at your peril. Save few with some conscience and pedigree to be contrarian, writing is a hustle. Fear those ones who lived in the abroad.
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Twinkerbell🧚🏼
whinybabydog
I have never, and will never give a shit about a cocktail in my life Or a margarita or mimosa or whatever I will literally take 1 hit of a
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Flimsie
FlimsiesGaming
I get asked on occasion why I don't drink to get drunk, or be around drunk people much... When I was a kid alcoholism ran on one side of my
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Dan Campbell
DaninCarteret
These bottles traveled from the Atlanta Georgia area, to Myrtle Beach South Carolina, to Tom's River NJ, to Tinton Falls NJ where I picked them up and brought them back
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