I have never, and will never give a shit about a cocktail in my life

Or a margarita or mimosa or whatever I will literally take 1 hit of a bong over 3 full fancy drinks any fucking day of the week

If you invite me to a margarita night you better have a fun group game or some weed or else FUCK YOU

And if you think this thread is me subtlety and inappropriately claiming I am superior than people who like sugar Liquor water than Yes It Is Fuck You Gaybie

And if you think this thread is me proving I’m an infant and incapable of experiencing fun with booze or sugar the answer is yes FUCK YOU