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Socially-Distant Swearword
JoshuaSwearword
Pulling my stove apart and deep cleaning because fuck you, that’s why. Powered by Evan Williams Bottled in Bond. For me, not the stove. Stove is drinking pure Lysol. I
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Joshua Allbritton
imjustjoshuaing
Rough draft of a thought: all I want to do is cook big, complex, delicious meals, play cards, get real weird / sideways, tell lies / stories, sing nonsensical songs,
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Duke of Qin
qin_duke
The state department creature is inadvertently touching on a point I've constantly made. The first step to rolling back the wave of islamicization is to ban hijabs and other external
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𓋹🦁Escanor🌞𓋹 ◢ ◤
King_Chilundu
As promised the story after the exams. #Thread So today’s story takes us to WITCHCRAFT WAKANDA, the place with the most powerful witches & wizards in Zambia if not the
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Colourise It
colourise_it
The table Albert Einstein left before he died.The photo was taken on April 18, 1955. The day Einstein died, just hours after his death, by LIFE magazine photographer Ralph Morse.
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bat what about xuexiao
philologicalbat
brb doing an entire thread of mdzs characters as casual roommate crimes Song Lan: moves your kitchen items to "more suitable" locations, so you have to fucking hunt for the
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Benthedawg
nkulushaba
I shouldn't have (Part1)On the 21st of March 2020 morning I decided to pay a visit to Sipho my brothers friend who has been in prison for 11 years now
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Kevin R. McClure
kevinrmcclure
When we inevitably trace innocent deaths in the community back to universities like Texas Tech, I fully hope presidents like this are held to account.https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2020-10-24/coronavirus-surging-college-towns-wo
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Chef Tom
TheRealChefTom
Sooo... The EPA has put out a list of approved disinfectants for COVID-19. (Of note, it's the same list used for SARS and COV2).https://www.epa.gov/pesticide-registration/list-n-disinfectants-use-against-sars-cov-2 Look closely at the column labe
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fleetstreetfox
fleetstreetfox
25 years ago today, I sat outside the Kent & Sussex Courier offices Tonbridge, all sweaty and listening to Blackbird on a loop in my beaten-up A-reg Ford Fiesta. It
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GIDITRAFFIC
Gidi_Traffic
Video Thread Of Peter Parker Spotted In Different Neighborhoods Ever Since Tony Stark Died.Things Haven’t Been Easy : He keeps the Neighborhood safe and entertains it at the same time,
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H.K. Belvedere Ω
HKBelvedere
The deep-rooted beta male programming of western boys/men.THREAD - I see the demand for this thread in my previous tweet. - So I shall dive deeper and give you all
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Boyd Brown
HBoydBrown
I catch a lot of flack for my criticism of @RayTannerSC & @GamecockFB. My philosophy is simple: “We must destroy the village in order to save it.” It’s a pipe
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Darren Criss
DarrenCriss
.@TrampStampGrans turns 2 years old tonight. And in that short period of time, it has become so much more than just a bar to us. It's a whole vibe, a
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Nick Carmody JD, MS Psych
Nick_Carmody
Jeanine Pirro isn’t actually talking about Trump’s “business”, she’s talking about her “business”: her personal interests. People like Pirro have a defensive, aggressive reaction when it comes to defending their
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Rachel 🌈🌻
qbist
you gotta come down from the emo dance party with goldiehttps://youtu.be/8JZKiP0C0wY followup: Yellow Cab & A Five Cent Cigar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsrV1A2L-wg&list=PL3P6ouUQUShmyVEIkWEqyDI_S7dDLPrSK &robots; hey hey: I
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