Stood in the shed with a can of lager, farting and burping away cos I’m a ruddy bloody bloke. #booze #blokes

come on then lads, let’s have you: what’s the best out of these?

Am I stood in the only square metre of shed that isn’t occupied by absolute shite just because my girlfriend’s having a Zoom chat with all her friends in the living room? No. I am not

A source says I am not frightened of women.

Tell you who would love this thread mate - @paulwellerHQ.

Weller mate if you're about give us a shout I'd love to hear from ya