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Charlie Knight [they/them]
CKnightWrites
Definitely just watched my neighbor's teenage son back his mom's car into his dad's truck. And he knows I saw it. Mom is home but didn't see/hear it happen, and
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nervous™️
Lisahumason
Once a day until either 1) quarantining ends or 2) I run out, I will be tweeting a quote from my roommates. Names redacted to protect the innocent. Roommate: “look
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mar ✰ loves ari
91hsbeer
madison beer as harry styles songs; 𝒂 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅 —track 1; golden"i know you were way too bright for me" track 2; watermelon sugar"tastes like strawberries on a summer evenin'" track
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Eddie Joyce
eddiejjoyce
Six months ago, my father died from Covid-19. He was 74 years old when he contracted it, the same age as the President. He had no underlying conditions, could still
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Saad Saeed
SaadSaeed2
Got a copy of Akhbar e Watan’s February 1982 “Imran Number”. It is really a FIND. Will share some rare pictures later on From “Imran ke Naam” section. Where would
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Ohiyo Chocolate
OhiyoChocolate
Everyone's baking bread right now, but no one's making bread pudding. This is a mistake.Picture this:Croissant bread pudding,Sour dough bread pudding,Donut bread pudding,Rye bread pudding,Orange tangzhong,Pound cake,Banana bread pudding.Endle
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ًgeorgia #1 danielle stan
sunsetruel
okay hi omg don’t cancel me for this but someone asked me to make a thread of the things chase stokes has done so he said this on his facebook
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Laura Stone, y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct
StoneyboBoney
I saw so many biligerant men from late 20s-early 50s today purposely—PURPOSELY—being out in public without masks/gloves. They seemed determined to prove it wasn’t needed. /1 One man in particular,
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Orleans Crazy ⚜️
Shimoji___
So last night during my panic attack I decided to text that new corona mental health number. I usually scoff at those services because they never help for me. But
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Silvia Vicenzi
VicenziSilvia
Hi, I’m a PhD candidate @foalab @TasSchoolMed and I’ve been asked to introduce #ThisIsMyScience for @pintofscienceAU. Well, are you ready to learn some secrets of our #BeautifulMind? I’m here to
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Swank Sinatra
SwankierSinatra
Since everyone is home (right?!?!) and bored, and I cure boredom and stress by cooking, which is also 100% how I express my feelings, I thought you should all know
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Craig Calcaterra
craigcalcaterra
Proud Boys are planning to march through New Albany, Ohio today, under the pretext of sticking it to the "wealthy elitists and corporations" who fund Biden. And Facebook, which has
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Saoulemans
Barbaroche85
Afin de mettre les choses en clair dans toute la France, Thread du pourquoi du comment la Vendée est le meilleur département de France. @DepVendee Premièrement, le Puy du Fou,
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rishi
rishi_c_
here's a spicy take: being a white antifascist does not make you a "good" white person. Doing "good" work (read: sometimes but most often not effective short-term stop-gap tactics) does
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Krystina Ray
Krystina_Ray
let’s rip off this weird alien/muppet bandaid. sry twitter. #Alf yeah let’s bring a strange alien inside the house around the fam!!! #alf whoa already in bed with Willie’s wife?
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Anastacia Goldenhair 🇺🇸
theSacredRebel
Media: "Those dangerous QAnons think there's pedophiles running the government. "Qanons: "Hold my beer"
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