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Minotaur
minotaurmonsta
5th week chart performance on Billboard hot 100- Formation by Beyonce : #63(-16)- Stupid love by Lady Gaga : #27(=) Well the fruit flies are here...time to go for a
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ju ͛ | watching beautiful boy
pottersluvbot
since ppl are a lil confused here’s some tips i used to shift -drink hella water-decaffeinated tea is even better! chamomile is my fav -get a sleep eye mask (def
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Rich Ohrnberger
ohrnberger
Just tried fixing contact while eating a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. This may be the dumbest injury.I’m hurting... BAD.Wife banged on bathroom door, told a white lie to buy
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Noona After Dark
noonaafterdark
When you try to jump on the latest tiktok trend and send your man a filthy text when he's surrounded by people, thinking that he'll get flustered or embarrassed, but
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tidza wacho🇿🇼
tidzawacho
1. So you and Bae's vacation post goes viral, which one is it? 2. Going viral is a big deal for you cause you are a social media influencer, so
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Mark D. Levine
MarkLevineNYC
If you live in a large house and have COVID-19, you can isolate from your family by, say, moving into the basement.But what about the rest of us? How can
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billy
HJPGENDER
As an autistic person I very much emphasise with the whole draco-crying-in-the-bathroom scene - With that, and my autistic draco headcanon, I definitely interpret it as draco having a meltdown:
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I mean I guess this is a professioneal account
Professioneal
Is this a brave space? Can I please get a thread of your worst bathroom selfies from 2005-2010? You know the ones with flip phones and digital cameras? Do I
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pfpicardi
pfpicardi
What my cat did this morning when she realized I’d be sleeping in instead of feeding her:1. Hit my face with her paw2. Threw the contents of my jewelry tray
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Coyoteblog
Coyoteblog
Someone said a rock rolled down the hill and hit a bathroom we operate and suggested we might not be able to open it. I thought the latter was an
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Discount Amy Santiago 🌈
teashika
STORY TIMEToday, I woke up to a depressingly gray sky and an even more depressing hunk of a machine that's supposed to carry water. People call it a water tanker,
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⁰¹⁰⁸‣ 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥™
1003CB
#StrayKids songs as Types of People at a Party(GO生 Edition) a thread: "GO LIVE" as the DJ "God's Menu" as the one who prepares all the snacks and drinks
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Darren McCarthy
TheDazeel
Show me FOUR things (Twitter photo limit) from your gaming collection (special editions, figures or any other gaming paraphernalia) that you’re most proud of. Post ‘em below. A thread: -First4Figures
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💎FLORENCE💎
LUPlNlll
Hey I know this is my art account but fucking block me if you wanna support @/ Ario_ pi they are transphobic. Separating artist from art isn’t an option. Supporting
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Leslie
mrsckugs
My child is currently in her room drawing broken hearts and sad faces and composing on her tiny piano. She is angry because I told her she could not play
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Nate Pyle
NatePyle79
I get wanting to be with your church again. But limiting capacity by 25%, spacing families throughout the sanctuary, wearing masks, keeping children from running around, having bathroom monitors, nixing
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