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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy

bitterkarella

looks like another slow work day, allow me to pontificate1 like = 1 hot take about 90s webcomics**might not actually be actually 90s, just from, ya know, the before time

buss

wwxwashere

modern au wangxian where wwx thinks lwj just puts up with him but that's all, so when they have sex for the first time lwj thinks "fcking finally" while wwx

Gitabushi the Anti-Fascist

Gitabushi

A big mega-thread of why I think current trends will result in Trump winning by a landslide.Note the weasel words "current trends". Stuff could change. Stuff could always change.But right

Claire Willett

clairewillett

mood: Chinese takeout and “Jurassic Park” tag yourself I’m Ellie Satler, distracted by a leaf when there’s a whole brachiosaurus right next to me best joke I did not get

The Hoarse Whisperer

TheRealHoarse

We have 20 mins until the terrible fuckopotamus ascends to the dais for his #MtRushmore pep rally.Let’s buckle in.Per my earlier posts, I have now consumed a bag of vodka.

georgie⁷❀

kkyulmin

[yoonmin au]"I told the moon about you, you know?""Me?"Yoongi nods. "There's this pretty boy with stars in his eyes who keeps breaking my heart."Jimin laughs. "And what did the moon

snail-paced fujiko⁷

thesugarprint

Yoongi freezes. There are basically six different voices on top of each other, all familiarly sniggering behind the closed door of Yoongi’s bedroom. (Original thread idea: @pengusuga)(Additional details by: @yoongi_bbyy

Kenny Brown

krbrown_2

Working from home for the next few weeks, so I'm probably gonna be posting a bunch of cat pics. You've been warned. Told ya Shads in quarantine Annnd another Ok

Tanya Selak

GongGasGirl

Thanks so much to @OttAnesthesia and @MMottiar for kindly inviting me to present virtually at their Grand Round yesterday. Here's a summary thread: (ps do I get extra points for

wyatt

monkeygagreflex

will they know that you will never be a woman will they know that in the 1970s homosexuality was called homophelia and that the APA (american psychological association) was constantly

aaaああああああ🩸59

toreadorsiren

OK LETS GO VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE/MARYLAND BY NIGHT MEME THREADhttps://twitter.com/toreadorsiren/status/1373078501457289217 the first meme on my camera roll ..... (GbN) mitzi redemption arc was SO FAST.. also throwback to callista's nam

💥 Elizabeth is 100% That Witch 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ☭

InstantSunrise

A twitter thread in which I drag every single US president in order: George Washington: Dude was a shit-ass general who owned slaves and when the working class realized that

𓍼MinWon AU²⁴ʰ𓍯 ⇆ Thread of Threads˚* ❀

doahhae02

MinWon Filo AUWonwoo and Mingyu are step-brothers but Mingyu the eldest secretly sees the other more than that kaso biglang umalis si Wonwoo ng Pilipinas na hindi man lang nagpaalam.

ashley

ashction

deciding to start the untamed this saturday mostly by just hovering too long over the play button and deciding i... might as well? i shouldn't have done this to myself....

Rob Blackie

robblackie_oo

How does Trump win?That’s what I tackled in my talk to the Business Insider Trends conference in Warsaw today.Trump is a horrible person, with many terrible flaws. Yet he won.

kiro !! (◡‿◡✿)☕️

kiroiimye

gently./You like it?//Yeah, thank you./They’ve never needed words to communicate anyway. Dazai keeps a hand on Chuuya’s ankle, alternating between squeezing and thumbing, and he hears a soft sigh from