#Asleep

ok but. lrt is just making me think that like. in universe he's a celebrity who appeals to. approximately the same demographic as boy bands which means. there's an in-universe
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i love jock villagers sm Breh..I was asleep for 3 hours and the reception on this is wild, and the replies have remained wholesome so far so thanks everyone! I
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Oh my god. Feather mite treatment was an ORDEAL. We waited until the chickens were all asleep, but of course, once a chicken is raising the alarm, nobody stays asleep
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What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on? I can’t even tell mine cause the person follows me Okay, I will share one, so I went on a date
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Cold showers have negative ROI bc you spend more time in the shower convincing yourself to jump in and torture yourself with the coldTake a hot shower then get out
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Was just reminded of the epic tale of the time a Papa John’s delivery driver clogged my toilet with the most ravenous of shits. Let’s storytime this, shall we? 1/9
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tw//depression why you should not say minors can't have depression and take them seriously~ a very much needed thread The symptoms of PDD often begin to appear during childhood or
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Soft sleepy sakuatsu thoughts.. Kiyoomi sleeps face down with his arms wrapped around a pillow, messy curls all over. Atsumu can barely see his face where it's buried in the
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A man and his lady live by the LA River. They have found a nice spot under a shady tree. They do not own a traditional home but they have
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We fell asleep in one world, and woke up in another.Suddenly Disney is out of magic,Paris is no longer romantic,New York doesn't stand up anymore,the Chinese wall is no longer
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my sleep paralysis demon waiting for me to stop watching anime and fall asleep at 3am while ur here watch this opening
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This is still the worst fit ever in Twitter history The fact that I tweeted this half asleep I—Support your local restaurants and tip your delivery drivers
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THE REAL “Being a Muslim in India.” Kaafirs are asking me about the author. Bhai-Jaans, it’s your truly. I wrote it while I was half asleep cuz I read someone’s
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if i could meet anyone it would be guy fieri like it’s really dumb but the week before and the week i started high school i couldn’t sleep at all
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This usually takes a good 30 minutes to a hour and a half First you wanna check around the area you laying in. If you don’t see the mf round
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put you on the floor in doggy position, and I'd fuck the ever DYING shit out of you, after that l'd do missionary, and pry your dead eyelids open and
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