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Daniel Kibblesmith
kibblesmith
People who “don’t want to be a sheep” are fuckin’ crazy.Your job is to eat all day and get haircuts. Your boss is a dog. People all over the world
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roe «gobscholar» 🌸☀️
roefizzlebeef
everyone at work PLEASE stop sending me so many emails it is only 9 am and I am trying very hard to think about roe fizzlebeef rubbing her wife's bunny
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Alexandra Erin
AlexandraErin
My tendency to neurotically check if my cats are alive when they're sleeping has inadvertently trained one of them, Tony, to be a very deep sleeper, a fact which wound
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i wish to rest my head upon chroms ample busom
lovchrom
As much as i want linhardt in heels and crop tops we all know that fucker would only wear bunny slippers and pajama sweatshirts The realistic side of my brain
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please send flowers
degvusser
adopted a kitten from a rescue today. the kitten... might not want me. she’s very cute though. her name is lydia like lydia from beetlejuice can somebody help me? my
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sakshi 🆗
pleaserangel
hs1 songs as playlists and their vibe/purpose; a thread meet me in the hallway. a soft spoken playlist at first glance but lyrics are everything. similar vibes to harry’s zane
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Hentai King
HentaiKing67
The TL be asleep so lemma just drop some facts #DemonSlayerFandom
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tuples 🦌🐈🦚•🌹🐍•🍵🌸
tupleswrites
Sometimes I wonder about #xuanxicheng being dads together with kid JL and kid LJY respectively.xuancheng are established pair with kid JLLXC is the new guy in the neighborhood with LJYthey
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Lora M
LoratoPalesa
Ka Setswana, when a small child loses a parent,there is a ritual done so that the child doesn’t cry for the parent/have nightmares about the absence of the parent. It
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❤️6 Impossible Things 🇳🇿🌈☕🍰
Rtmiss
I think I'm having an extremely pointless *debate* about legalising cannabis. Ever been in one of those fights where you know if you walk away the other person is going
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micah ★
droolyboys
chngb!n + m!nho( somno , like 2 seconds of degradation , can you call this corruption or is that a stretch ) “m!nho, please-”“okay,” m!nho replies as he flops onto
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Zaid Jilani
ZaidJilani
"Nearly 2,000 people called for the termination of a New York City professor after she reportedly fell asleep during an anti-racist meeting held on Zoom."https://www.newsweek.com/petition-fire-nyc-professor-accused-sleeping-during
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🌸Naz
Nazreenahhh
Hi guys. Meet Thor Loki seems all excited but Thor... :/ Oh. Its Day 2 and we put Loki in a cage because he gets all excited when he meets
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N1_Nasty_1
1Naasty
1/2)During this lockdown, i know many of you are saying "Trust The Plan".Im not disagreeing, but what plan?Wasn't the whole plan behind the Q movement & the reason that it
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ian
ian0150
I was gonna read tonight but I just decided I’m gonna listen to The Carter IV cover roll cover instead. Cover to cover you fuckin twit. Midway through It’s Good
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Kay
KayNgonyama
TL Asleep?How do I make sure my fap is really effective so I don’t have to keep doing it? Like how do I ensure I get a really powerful
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