#Velociraptors

NomeDaBarbarian

You know what I want?Potoo Velociraptors.A Jurassic Park movie where the Velociraptors hold themselves just so, and twist, and look like chunks of log, and trees, and rocks.And just suddenly

Eric Feigl-Ding

OMG - this is flat out the most hysterical piece I’ve read in my entire life. “SURE, THE VELOCIRAPTORS ARE STILL ON THE LOOSE, BUT THAT’S NO REASON NOT TO

The Museum of English Rural Life

what The MERL café has:• teas, locally made hot chocolate, bespoke filter coffee• assorted cold drinks• biscuits, snacks, cakeswhat The MERL café doesn't have:• terrible velociraptors it's so important for

Happy #FossilFriday! Time to geek out a little with #JurassicPark! Could dinosaurs like Velociraptor open doors? Assume you've supercharged the brain of a "raptor" and it knows the only thing

Watching Jurassic Park with the housemates and all I can think about is how Richard Attenborough directed the film version of A Chorus Line. So is John Hammond going to

Rukhsana Sukhan

It's no secret I'm a survivor of male violence. Child molestation, multiple rapes including whilst married in my sleep, and once when I was pimped to a stranger in France.

I've returned to RHONY and a shark is on the floor Everyone who surrounds these apex drunk ladies must be permanently disturbed. "I'm LISTENING. I'M LISTENING!" This poor caterer.

Steven Schooner

Far too much truth in this. At this moment of maximum peril, we’re tolerating the turning of workers in meatpacking plants & grocery stores, seniors in nursing homes & heedless

Horses are fucking terrifying.(A thread) Listen,I know everyone is going to ratio me for this, but hear me out. Horses are the most terrifying creatures on the planet and it’s

Hillary Monahan

Jupiter Ascending.Is this the one that's so bad it's good? Eddie Redmayne is doing Batman voice. Wut. The real hero is Eddie Redmayne's sparkle stole. Our hero is a werewolf

Andrea ✿ Dino-Dyke

Something has evolved.It is time to watch 2001's Jurassic Park III, the least liked of the five films. What do I think about it? I think it's fantastic and I'm

We have lift off... #metgala Peter Gelb begins strongly by saying “Anita Rachvelishveli” without hesitation I cannot quite shake off the idea that Piotr Beczala has a Bond villain lair

Eric Feigl-Ding

I can’t sleep, cuz I’m worried again. I want to tell my kid one day that daddy did all he could to stop the pandemic. Daddy failed in January, despite