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Horses are fucking terrifying.
(A thread)
(A thread)
Listen,
I know everyone is going to ratio me for this, but hear me out. Horses are the most terrifying creatures on the planet and it’s just a matter of time before they realize their strength and takeover everything.
I know everyone is going to ratio me for this, but hear me out. Horses are the most terrifying creatures on the planet and it’s just a matter of time before they realize their strength and takeover everything.
Horses are strong! There’s a reason why car engines are measured in HORSEPOWER.
I’m a strong dude, but there’s no way in hell I would last more than 3 seconds against this mammoth. One kick and it’s game over.
I’m a strong dude, but there’s no way in hell I would last more than 3 seconds against this mammoth. One kick and it’s game over.
Horses are smart. Granted you can debate their intelligence as being a mere trick, BUT they’ve shown the ability to count and even paint. They are sentient beings that once they figure out we’ve been riding them are not going to be happy about.
Horses, specifically in Australia, where everything is designed to kill you, are more deadly than snakes and spiders.
Let that sink in. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/australias-horses-and-cows-are-deadlier-than-its-snakes-and-spiders-2018-12%3famp
Let that sink in. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/australias-horses-and-cows-are-deadlier-than-its-snakes-and-spiders-2018-12%3famp
And if you think one horse is scary, recognize that they don’t just go it alone either, they work in a gang!
See, a bear is scary on its own, but it’s just one bear, like a T-Rex. Horses are like velociraptors. Much more deadly. https://idp.scientificamerican.com/authorize/?response_type=cookie&client_id=sciam&redirect_uri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.scientificamerican.com%2Farticle%2Fthe-secret-lives-of-horses1%2F
See, a bear is scary on its own, but it’s just one bear, like a T-Rex. Horses are like velociraptors. Much more deadly. https://idp.scientificamerican.com/authorize/?response_type=cookie&client_id=sciam&redirect_uri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.scientificamerican.com%2Farticle%2Fthe-secret-lives-of-horses1%2F
And if that’s not enough, HORSES ARE CANNIBALS! Horses (to be fair it’s unknown if it’s common) will eat other horses!
It would mean nothing to eat a human, especially if they get a taste for it.
It would mean nothing to eat a human, especially if they get a taste for it.
In summation, even though this thread is a complete waste of time (and hopefully worth a chuckle or two), this is why I’m deeply afraid of horses. I respect them enough to know they are rampaging murder beasts waiting to break out.
Fin.
Fin.
