I've returned to RHONY and a shark is on the floor

Everyone who surrounds these apex drunk ladies must be permanently disturbed.

"I'm LISTENING. I'M LISTENING!"

This poor caterer. "I don't want anyone who shows her boobs and her ass." "O....kay."

They're like a bunch of ravenous velociraptors.

Hahaha flavored Ketel One STRAIGHT

Why do messy drunk women always do tearful packing up only to not leave

Imagine giving a bunch of 8 year olds Benadryl and Adderal and this is the same level of emotional depth.

None of these women are actually having fun.

"I swear to god I don't use liquor as an excuse but can I one time."

Narrator: It was the 847th time.

This Golden Shower conversation is boring.

If only this turned into KNIVES OUT.

None of these women has ever made any man happy for an extended amount of time.