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c*rist*an
chrstnweyeesee
listening to artpop will live tweet thoughts on each song: aura- this song omg wow wow wow???? so fucking good and like unpredictable?? WHAT AN INTRO venus- hmmm alright alright
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riley jean
riles_jiles
Ok I know the beginning of taking stimulants is different than how it levels out so I'm not taking any of this for granted/lasting forever but like... woah. A bit
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Go Away Humans
nekosensei
The Karening: A Short Story and Free Public Service AnnouncementThe public health experts warned that opening businesses too early was dangerous, but Karen didn’t listen. As soon as Georgia’s lockdown
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Cait
cait_shortell
Alaska has less than 200 ICU beds in the whole state but the gov just said we are opening up next week as, "people have been walking around with some
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JEN KIRKMAN
JenKirkman
1. Twitter. You’re caught in a cycle of codependency. If Trump isn’t appearing cuz he’s dying - we’ll know soon. Go about your lives. But think like a narcissist for
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Charly | ✨incredible✨
csdeckerstar
Lucifer Morningstar being easily offended by the most simple things: a thread. Lucifer being offended at being mistaken for Dan Lucifer being offended from someone saying he is a good
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The Impatient Tourist
ImpatienTourist
I'm going to need so many of you to stop thinking you don't deserve nice things. I'm sick of you putting yourselves down and saying "I don't deserve this (insert
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|✭Ⓐ☭| Luftschiffbau Kaczynski
eff_you_socdems
ah my uber is here Soviets stop putting plane engines where they shouldn't be challange JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Ok gotta admit this one looks sick Airboat snow tank Also they
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Delly Lama
deltrimental
FFS pollies saying we need to "get back to work", "hiding under the doona", "enjoying the Jobkeeper/Jobseeker lifestyle". Meanwhile, your lot pulled the pin at the first sign of trouble,
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elaine benes
champagnemaiii
Starting Little Fires Everywhere. Ok Reese a weirdo already. Wow A maid???????? Girl. Bye ok Mia killed that light skin man huh or he did something to her She’s wylin
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dadaray
shedyourblood
dasha's fucked up thread: into the bastardverse the reason why im making this bc wife bot wants me to go to hell ia8qjw8wiwo BYEEEEEEE THE FIRST SCREENSHOT I FOT
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Susan Lilico
LilicoSusan
@andrew_lilico Chris Whitty just claimed on R4 that children don’t transmit coronavirus, in direct contradiction with all the evidence that children over 12 transmit it just like adults. When Trump
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Aᴅᴀᴍ
adamdavid85
: They say a picture is worth a thousand words. How about two pictures, 18 months apart? If you find yourself chasing 'that feeling' and slowly doing the very things
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Muun
mymonalisas
The newly named Chief Cultivator arrived at Lotus Pier with his retinue. Sect Leader Jiang ordered his disciples to 'drown that useless fool in the lake' The disciples wisely
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Torsten Bell
TorstenBell
£500 payments if you have to isolate and can’t work is the carrot part of No10’s renewed drive to get people to take quarantine seriously (the stick bit is £1,000
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JOHNNÆ
Johnnaaaaaaaaaa
Just my 2.5 cents: @elonmusk has every right to stand up for his company, employees, shareholders and customers. He’s doing the right thing. $tsla For those who think it’s really
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