#Pretending

Cake

Cakeinacrisis_

Self-improvement Twitter is a funny thing...You've got:-Divorced men failing to mention the plates they spin are actual plates from the Saturday night all you can eat buffet at wok &

Taryn De Vere

TarynDeVere

One of my cis kids wanted to be a dog for about a year. She wore a dog costume all the time at home and she would go about on

Boogie

Dialehoum

Fuck "Hchouma" culture.Fuck the public opinion.Fuck all the free & uncalled-for judgement that women get for living their life & Fuck you for praising men for doing the same shit.Fuck

Dami

onosowobo

Nothing is above critique, here’s my critique for 3rd wave feminism.1. Women have not been liberated from patriarchal beauty culture, we are getting even more imprisoned.2. Pornhub continues to boldly

foone

Foone

Here's a random question: who is the most dead person with a verified Twitter account?Richard Feynman (died 1988) has one.John Lennon (died 1980) had one too Albert Einstein, died 1955,

lazy perfectionist

kazADHD

birthdays can be hard for autistics.the build up, the excess attention, not knowing what gifts you'll receive and how you'll receive/react to them, messages from *too many* people. birthdays can

Jaevion Nelson

jaevionn

some of us need to stop pretending that we’ll ever be satisfied with anything or leaders/government do. they could literally do the same thing people celebrated someone else to do

✧･ﾟ:* kee (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)*:･ﾟ✧*

grumpfairy

ok guys it’s the question of the decade: what’s ur fav p*rn category mine would be holding hands n cuddling n pretending everything is ok

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NEGR0SWAN

THIS IS YALL’S QUEEN?? i will NEVA forgive y’all for pretending like she was a good vocalist for the entirety of the bwl era....

Johnny Marr Fan

Metropoolitano

Are people still falling for Pakistani accounts pretending to be Arabs and threatening Indians working in the middle east? Lmao just thought of something funny but generalizing isn't good.

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BankPads

I will die on this hill, but every time I see this sentiment I cringe a little.We need to stop pretending only cishet, white, able bodied bros have an issue

Eric Weinstein

EricRWeinstein

It’s *imperative* in the midst of a public health crisis that we able to question and CONTRADICT “Authoritative Sources” like the WHO when they appear to be lying to us

Aunt Chelle 😷 ☕️

ravenswng_

The cat knocked over my coffee in the home office this morning and I’ve reported her to HR. In other news, HR has hired my cat. Karen, pretending she wasn’t

disney was a mistake

aiukliAfrika

this is literally digital Blackface, how was i in the wrong for calling this person anti-Black again?https://twitter.com/ultrafem/status/1322999033921765376 this person is a fucking chaser and actively fetishized me as a Black

Ethan Griffiths

ethangriffy

I’ve just got off the phone with the guy who hacked the New Conservative Instagram today. It turns out he’s had access for months - he was given the password

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ShahidzAnnie

ML works at FL's house being brought up by her father. Dey were childhood best frnds. He grows up to express his feelings nd framed of theft by hr sister.