#Pretending

Matthew Yglesias

mattyglesias

Are people pretending to be mad at Nancy Pelosi for liking ice cream? I did not stock up on lactaid pre-rona so no ice cream for me personally.

sarah the cheese wanter

pamcake_sistor

thinking about a few weeks ago when there was an almighty thump against the front door and i opened it to find a toddler curled up in a ball at

Vaush

VaushV

I see MAGA Twitter spamming NO REFUNDS but legit if you call the Bernie campaign offices they will offer refunds for your donations Imagine supporting Trump and then pretending to

boke

tuIipjm

these are scenes from saiki that made me cry from laughing prob not even that funny saiki’s dad pretending to be saiki kaido telling nendo to poop in the woods

Valerie Halla

valeriehalla

my sincere wish is that people would chill the ever-loving heck out about policing the boundaries of identity labels. terms of queer identity are self selected!! they are not concrete

Cati Jo Exotic

Cati_Jolyn

Watching the Rachel Dolezal documentary and I’ve got this to say about it. OBVIOUSLY, as I am not black, I cannot speak on what it means to be black (a

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Mloose_

Me pretending to be a woman so I don’t get recruited for war When the generals catch me hiding in the men’s toilet

Chris Herring

Herring_NBA

The Bucks have been more vocal about police violence and racial profiling than the rest of the league for years. To decide not to play today would add to that

Jesse Kelly

JesseKellyDC

Nobody is even pretending we’ll have a coronavirus vaccine soon. Either find a way to keep society going while also fighting it or we can just shut down until there’s

lex

fulltimecrybaby

honestly that person who attacked me for no reason probably wasn’t even an adult and i shouldn’t have let what they said bother me or even interacted with them at

Huckleberry Bleu

HuckleberryBleu

No matter how much time passes.No matter how hard I try.Things never get better.I am just so tired of having false hope.I am not ok.I hate these thoughts and feelings

Ichie Pablo

its_Emery

Yul Edochie's 15 year old daughter is very unlikely to be sexually harassed,especially by those shameless guys under the picture comments. I am almost certain that none of those guys

sarah

slwein

the problem with pretending to be a baseball reporter is occasionally instead of just regurgitating what actual journalists have said 3 days after they’ve said it she slips up and

cher loves e

cheristi1

i’m trying to see what he said can y’all fuck off with the fancams real quick #shawnmendesisoverparty I refuse to mute this because i like pretending the notifications are people

Pandora Sykes

PINsykes

What petty things are you missing the most? They have to be really trivial - “hugging mum” for EG much too meaningful. I’ll start: - eastenders- flat whites- pretending I’m

The El System

the_el_system

If #pluralgang were actually trying to teach people how to fake plurality:First, go ahead and magically come up with at least 3-7 individuals who share your body. They must each