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Abdi ⛹🏽🐺
Abdithugger
Sorry I didn’t text u back I was pretending I didn’t see it and I ended up actually forgetting about it Follow for more funny tweets
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bels✰
vampiregguk
something has been deeply bothering me on here and I think it is time to speak my truth. kei @/coldkv is a MINOR. she LIES to many adults here pretending
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snakey♡ (𝟏𝟖+)
SnakeySmut
If you're not being inappropriate and gross ? You have nothing to worry about. It's really strange seeing "I hope this doesn't become me". I'm sorry.... What ?? Lol. Like
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ProfessorBlackTruth
ProfBlacktruth
That @AOC woman TOTALLY ignored black people during her campaign and after she won office. She's ignored us ever since. So in the last week she's done TWO appearances with
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Boss
DiabolicalBoss
After all these years of me being around its sad that I have to make this announcement, but here it goes. Rules For Hoping In My DM's... 1. Do NOT
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Seunghyub
sseungxzzn9
[ Appreciation Tweet for NFlying Leader 이승협 A dare from
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Dr. William Horne
wihorne
Obvs ridiculous exchange, but totally absurd how Americans love to shit all over Iran, China, NK, etc while pretending we didn't help produce these regimes.https://twitter.com/ebruenig/status/1250203055171293184 The vast majority of chronic
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bletchley punk
alicegoldfuss
coworker asked what I would do now that I'm a principal engineer and I said "be dumber in public" going to ask all the dumb questions in team slack so
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cyril @ rereading dostovesky's books!
NEXUSMODv
oh i am very tired of pretending to be someone i am not in order to satisfy the greatest amount of people that see me as if my personality and
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Christian Lewis
clewisreviews
fags with abs make dry, overbaked banana bread and get hundreds of likes. I bake classic french pastries, technical cakes, and showstopper desserts and get almost nothing. y’all don’t care
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Margaret Dunlap
spyscribe
Any Sanditon residents still following me? It's been a while, but I want you all to know that it was YOUR enthusiasm in building the shared reality of our little
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Paul McKenzie-Jones 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
paulmcj
My dad passed from COVID this morning. Fuck @BorisJohnson for not taking it seriously. Fuck @MattHancock for screwing the NHS. And fuck all the journalists pretending to suddenly be outraged
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Ben Shapiro
benshapiro
Over the weekend, Fauci continued to insist that "the virus kind of decides" when we reopen the economy. Not true. We decide. There are massive potential costs either way. We
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Myh3artisForBTS
A few things I want to mention:- ARMY is a big fandom, 1 individual doesn’t represent all.- Using a serious situations for fan wars need to stop. If an account
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Morag
DrMoragKerr
This thread is an absolute shocker. Sometimes there really is a conspiracy theory.https://twitter.com/jdpoc/status/1252266724449230848 The UK Department of Health and Social Care set up over 100 fake twitter accounts pretending to
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Dan Olson
FoldableHuman
DnD Twitter is having a weird one.Someone posted the 5E description of Orcs and said "why would you say this about black people?!" which was a bit self-revealing, but now
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