After all these years of me being around its sad that I have to make this announcement, but here it goes.

Rules For Hoping In My DM& #39;s...

1. Do NOT assume that just because I am a no longer in a relationship that I want you.

2. Do NOT hop in my DM& #39;s and think I need -

consoling by you.

3. Do NOT come into my DM& #39;s and attempt lying to me and pretending you are someone else close to me BECAUSE I WILL CALL YOU OUT ON YOUR BULLSHIT FASTER THAN YOU CAN WIPE THE DROOL FROM YOUR LIPS.

4. Yes I& #39;m a flirt and those that know me know how -

to take me. They know that my flirtatious comments do NOT mean that I want to fuck. OR that I want to open a message that contains a personal picture of your pussy. If I am EVER interested in seeing your pussy, you& #39;ll know without question.

Trust me, don& #39;t embarrass

yourself. Have some damn dignity. Be respectful, if for no other reason, respect your fuckin self. This is Twitter, not PornHub. I& #39;m not here because I& #39;m horny and my dick needs rp sucked. For fucks sakes!

-Boss