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donna
cinemamuses
last time i got close to someone i met on a dating app, it was when i matched with a film editor who worked on one of my favorite filipino
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Patrick McKenzie
patio11
In a text-based conversation with an Uber courier and he opened with a salarymanism so I salaryman'ed right back and then watched him, via the typing indicator, draft at least
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— Rᴏʙs Cᴀʟʟᴏᴡs. 🥀
countthethorns
/ this image has three pixels but um let's play 1. Physical touch and quality time. In a romantic setting, she's very physically clingy despite her initial aversion to touch,
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Uncle London
manmustwack
I have tried to stay away from this topic for so long, so I'll drop my personal experience. I was so fucking stubborn! There was nothing my father did not
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Dan Salt
danieljohnsalt
The idea that the EU is going to reform is ridiculous because there is no evidence to support that it's capable of it.It's been navel gazing over the euro for
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Emily Bloch-tober 🎃🐘
emdrums
Just found my original job offer to see where I fall in this at or above $38,000 gets furloughed threshold and lol I want to cry all over again. For
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Katee Robert - THE BEAST coming 4/13!
katee_robert
What's the weirdest thing you've DNF a book over? Like something that no one else in the world would have an issue with because it's not ACTUALLY an issue, but
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joy and 152 others ˚* ❀
starlight_0807
nope im okay why do i have to see this trying so hard not to see on in them but jskdkdks sino ba kasi nagpost neto epaaaal
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Isali3
KaisaSolstys
/personal will delete laterDepression coming around for a 2nd round dammit the 1st time was in high schooolll... do not want to deal with this shit but I feel the
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אביבה
GlitterFemme
I was rewatching Iron Man and Favorite Engineer told me that Obadiah Stane is played by Jeff Bridges from Tron, and I simply cannot. I deeply trust them not to
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𝚊 𝚜 𝚑 𝚕 𝚎 𝚢 ✨
ashleycrossing_
i’m about to start a dreamie hunt! this is the one where we officially find Lucky, y’all. get. ready. i’m gonna do a thread starting on this twitter buuut
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🦌 claudrey 🍛
AudreyKare
tfw burnt the hell out but still staring wistfully at zines/weeks/etc i never know what to do to 'recharge' because Not Constantly Make Something immediately makes me feel too guilty
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Claire Willett
clairewillett
my boss just called and said “how are you” and I reflexively said “fine” and she was like “NOPE, START OVER, I am not fine and you are not fine
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Daniel Summers, MD
WFKARS
I was today years old when it dawned on me that it’s called a quart because there are four of them in a gallon. (Darlings, I realize this is somewhat
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ellie⁷ 🍊
eleanorbate
i’m seeing a lot of (understandable) confusion from newer armys about bang bang con ‘21, so here’s an ongoing thread of answers to the questions i’ve seen asked most often~
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ER 💩 Magnet, BSN RN CEN
ERshitmagnet
I expressed my dog’s anal glands for the first time and #bumblewings and I were so disgusted that we both took turns alternatively gagging while tears streamed down our face.
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