I expressed my dog’s anal glands for the first time and #bumblewings and I were so disgusted that we both took turns alternatively gagging while tears streamed down our face.
I will never forget the shooting/squirting pressure in my hand, the sound it made, or the smell.

I thought I smelled the worse already.

Nope.
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