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Biggies Malls 2.0
Biggies_MaIIs
The perfect Liverpool FC owner :- Spends a net £150m+ every window- All tickets £10- Cured cancer- Allows fans to design kit- Signs players via Twitter polls- Increases Anfield capacity
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Luke Vandore-Mackay
LukeMackayCooks
Someone on here just asked how many fish fingers constitutes an adult portion and the first answer was ‘2’ and honestly I’m seething. Two fish fingers is barely a canapé.
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milf in training
HesAGoddess
His name is Brayan Arias and he’s a senior at Anaheim High School, Twitter do ur thing bitch gtfo my page racism aint humor yess ty!
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#KeepValFree
DonnyChago
So..I want 2 do a PhD in psych2study grief in Span-speaking immigrant families. Bc of my fam's experience. Bt the > I research it, the > I feel like I'm
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brooklyn🧃⁷
jimineater
visual diary 10.17 yea 2.26HHHHHHHHHHHHH 10.19 this jacket was not warm 12.13 got a $139 jacket for $13 call me what i am .... a scammer 12.28 1.14i am
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cc 🎃🎃
CarrieeeeC
This is me and my mom. She's a type I diabetic. She was diagnosed with LADA (latent autoimmune diabetes in adults) in 2013, as well as Hashimoto's hypothyroiditis. She is
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Ethan Meilinger
emeilinger_
Others: Fuck you I’m just over here trying to live my best life
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😇Amanda Collins/ Angel Heart:
Angelheart3217
A thread of Castiel quotes, I’ll start.“I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition”“I’m an angel of the lord”“Hello Dean”“I watch the bees”“It’s funnier in enochian”“I
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Chisara Agoha
Chisara14
You see this my husband? He wasn't the only man I dated. I dated a whole lot of them before settling down with this one. I will take my time
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Dr . Ethi 🎈
Bogan_off
சாணியடி அடிக்கிறான் பகுத்தறிவு பண்டாரங்களே 1 ஆடு திருடு போகல திருடு போன மாதிரி கனவு கண்டேன்3 என்னானே தெரியாம கம்பு சுத்திட்டு கேங் பேங் பண்ணிட்டு திறிறானுங்க வைக்கம் வீரராம்இங்க வாயேன் இவனே பெரிய பொம்பள பொறுக்கி
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indigo★
seokgukkie
short thread of seokjin finger guns : choppy bangs and finger guns!!! ft hobi a finger gun and a wink: double threat
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Ellias J Williams
ElliasJWilliams
Had 2 fuck ni99as @AllenK_81 and @datboywolf claim they pro-black but be so disparaged by cops that they forget many of their brothers are cops and willing to shit on
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Brown Eyed Susan
smc429
During the impeachment trial (presided over by a potted plant) 83% of Americans wanted to hear from witnesses, yet @GOP toasted to their ability to block their request. Although, it's
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susy²⁸ is ia coz of exams 😡😡
homexlwt
now that @ThisIsHarryween is sleeping im gonna make a thread exposing her SHE DOESN'T THINK THAT WE LOUIES SHOULD BE LOU'S PORNO TEAM SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME
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Zouu 👺
zouuisfunny
can someone tell Zouu to stop talking to himself @zouuisfunny thoughts? i dont fucking talk to myself its literally just a joke nah bro you been acting weird since quarantine
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connor🏴
ftbIconnor
thread of my favourite puns marathon organisers are really giving us a run for our money a conga line? now that’s something i can get behind my friend is
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