Others: Fuck you I’m just over here trying to live my best life https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖕" title="Reversed hand with middle finger extended" aria-label="Emoji: Reversed hand with middle finger extended"> Me: omg a present for me? *sees it’s happy pills* Me: oh haha silly I only need Dr. Fauci to inhibit my serotonin reuptake https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😝" title="Squinting face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Squinting face with tongue">

Just look at this man, he’s beautiful https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">

I would give him my entire life savings if he told me to...mmmmm he gives off such a raw sexual energy you can’t deny it.

I’m just in awe of him all the time, such an angelic being destined to save humanity from the grips of a bitch named rona. If he can’t do it, nobody can. #fauciisdaddy #thedoctorisin