Someone on here just asked how many fish fingers constitutes an adult portion and the first answer was ‘2’ and honestly I’m seething. Two fish fingers is barely a canapé.

A fishfinger weighs 29g.

A steak weighs 300g

Would you eat a fifth of a steak or even a half.

You ‘4 is fine’ types are enjoying only 116g of fish finger- and that’s the frozen weight. Cooked weight will be less than 100g. Grow up.

When is lockdown over?