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Nommy_Lisiwe
I still remember the first day I met you (awkward hey) I was too shy to say much at all, it's funny to think back to that time. Because now
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Petit Ouvrage du Haut Poirier
DuOuvrage
May 10, 1940 - 80 years ago todayAt 5:35 am, the German attack began as a prelude to the "Westfeldzug". The "Fall Gelb" puts an end to the "Sitzkrieg" (funny
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Jason Q Janiszewski
janiszewski_q
In the RISK book after the Tit for Tat chapter , there’s a section on “Turltes” and when its ok to kill them. Book written in 2005Trump tower built In
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Quenby Olson's Mom Has Notes
QEisenacher
So here's the thing about those light, fluffy books that some people like to look down upon. I'm writing a dragon rescue scene right now. With comedic elements. Will this
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Manda
txmandarita
I've been watching Vincenzo on Netflix lately and I can't recommend it enough, it's completely bonkers and so addictive: it's got the mafia, a heist, underdogs vs an evil corporation,
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Chelsea Peretti
chelseaperetti
If you’re a male comedian one thing you can do is tell men to shut the fuck up when they are saying hateful shit about women. & not go on
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Tinchy Stryder update account
LydiaLehaneTD
We both cute doe https://twitter.com/sahxra_/status/1197170575799652353 The lack of flavour compared to the rest of this thread is so funny
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Uriah
crimkadid
General intelligence acts as a bottleneck, placing limits on a person's verbal/nonverbal IQ. On a 1-10 scale if a person's g is 1, his subtest scores will be very close
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lotus
liIbabyluna
me walking out of best buy with a switch in my mouth alright it’s shameless plug hours subscribe to me on youtube the link is in my bio, i read
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𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗲!
calcries
i wanna do a thread of funny ss i have saved becaus my friends are ridiculous like this right here
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spoken like a true anti
possessedbox
Ok the one gotta go thread but it's characters of a certain archetype in jump One's gotta go I got bored of this thread immediately I just wanted to joke
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jude paw 🐱🍔
JudeTweets2U
it's hard for me to get close to people because of the expectations they have of me. a lot of the time, they expect me to be just like my
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Swing Trade Jawn
Thacoolbreeze
Anyone else experiencing a #Robinhood Glitch? Due to the glitch no one is probably going to trade because they don’t want any funny shit to happen after it gets fixed.
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David Roberts
drvolts
Everything is awful, so here's a nice thing:I'm a parent of teens now. Everyone who knows me knows that I deeply miss babies, and toddlers, and 6yos, and ... all
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dev⁷ ᴮᴱ
jxminiemxchi
army got ahold of a virtual game where they could control the members and this was the stuff we created THESE ARE SO FUNNY I
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Ethan Fleischer
EthanFleischer
Kobolds in Magic: the Gathering. Let's thread this! 1/9 In 1994, Wizards released Legends, the first "large" expansion to the game. The designers based the set heavily on Dungeons &
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