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Chelsea Peretti
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If you’re a male comedian one thing you can do is tell men to shut the fuck up when they are saying hateful shit about women. & not go on
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jordan just deliberately took the coffee mug w a millimeter more coffee in it im gonna try to read a sophisticated book over loud cartoons is everyones kids gettin up
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what are the best recipes you have found/cooked since housebound? lets help ea other this was a revelation (but we did meat our own way)https://www.halfbakedharvest.com/chipotle-chicken-tacos/ This was surprisingly delicious and
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ive been wanting a donut for many moons... and lemon cake. Does anyone have an amazing simple recipe tried and true THIS TWEET HAS BLOWN UP WOW i have nothing
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I have decided to shower. Soon. I’ll announce when headed in im still not ready starting to feel ready but definitely not quite there
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