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𝒄𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒉 ❀ུ۪
sehunstine
you are my source of strength and at the same time my kryptonite but nonetheless, you are always one of my reasons to wake up everyday. I may always say
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Winifred Burton, Lady of Glencoe
winnaburto
I have successfully disengaged (I hope) from the person who wanted to roll up on me out of "concern."Dating is treacherous. I'm smarter about it now than I used to
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SHYERIM99
appreciation thread for @SHSRYUJIN01 cutie dito na den first imp ko oh diba pak galing ang ganda mo okay? okay tas hmm madaldal ganon ano pa ba masayang kausap tyaka
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Alice Skary - (they/them)
AliceSkary
lol today a contractor was over and misgendered me and my lifemate was like they use they/them pronouns and i saw PANIC in his eyes lol and i was like
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BIMBO_UBERMENSCH
bimboubermensch
It’s funny how these pathetic men think Latinas and Old World women are pliant and malleable creatures when they literally run shit behind closed doors and would gape any of
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hellisnexttoyou
I feel like I just haven’t made Amy or egress with anything since I was 16. I haven’t done anything good or important with my life, I haven’t made any
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neproxin
UK melee twitter tier list re-uploaded because the last one fucked up for some reason Congrats to @LiquidJeans @B0MBONI and @CallumRG21 for having the holy trinity of funny white men
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Marie | ia📚
horsieteukie
Stealing this from @e9nhyuk as I wanna procrastinate and not write my story lol. Please like this >< Softest teuk stan in existence that is so sweet and kind. My
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Paul Calafiore
PaulCalafiore_
Dear FAKE allies. Stop putting more black lives at risk by doing shit that will get blacks blamed, beaten, or killed. Don’t use this as an excuse to exercise your
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Matt Cole Wilson
mattcolewilson
I'm gonna do a quick thread and tell you about a few of my favorite John Prine songs. This song has one of my favorite lyrics ever written: "And the
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claudia
shrillandchill
Myths about women perpetuated by sexism-Women regret abortion or are traumatized by it-Older women are jealous of younger women-Women "decline" in value with age-Women regret not having kids -Having kids
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⁷ᴮᴱAnaᴺᵒ¹ᴶᶦᵐᵗᵒᵇᵉʳ (Namjoon's Attention Seeker)
ohmyana
The whole Ashton situation is so funny because his fan started the thread, provoking ARMY, talking shit about Jin. When an ARMY fought back with the same tongue, Ashton chose
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m♥︎s mak||9/9🕺
mxltchs
why taurus women are the best; a thread they are SO funny. have u ever met a Taurus woman who wasn’t SO fucking funny? me neither. and if u have
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fermented soybean cake grl Ⓥ
rainysumzara
It is common for kids in my old school in Indonesia (take note I went to a private school) to miss school at least once or twice a year for
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vanteskiss
what i think of all the zodiac signs based on my own experiences - a thread. ARIES - i love you all- you’re so funny - lifts the mood up
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⚘ eri: 키노luvr !
6nnovation
un* twt is suffocating sometimes you feel? on the one hand there are insensitive people ragging on ptg and unis. if you dont like the grp and their fandom that
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