what i think of all the zodiac signs based on my own experiences - a thread.
ARIES

- i love you all
- you’re so funny
- lifts the mood up every single time
- gives the best advice
- loves the colour green way too much for their own good
- obsessed with mythology
- thinks everything is a conspiracy
- thinks aliens are real
TAURUS

- fuck you all
- so self conceited
- would cut you off without any reason
- always victimises themselves & makes a scene when being confronted
- two faced.
- the type to burn your stationary in primary because you didn’t share.
- crazy
- delusional
- get help https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
GEMINI

- you’re actually okay
- not the stereotypical bitch that everyone portrays you to be.
- quiet
- smiles a lot
- would always help you out
- sensitive
- shy
- the type to sit in the corner and watch the other kids play
- just really shy & ... precious
CANCER

- you’re very weird.
- secretly stares at you from across the room & doesn’t back down when caught.
- shameless. very shameless.
- scary. glares at you every chance they get - it looks like they want to kill you right there.
-shows their love in a very weird way
LEO

- i don’t really like any of you.
- you’re manipulative and get jealous easily.
- would rip your hair out if they got the chance.
- manipulative with their words.
- two faced.
- the type to approach you with a smile with an evil plan
- a bitch
- get help pls https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
VIRGO

- also very annoying
- documents their whole life on snapchat even when they’re taking a shit
- neat freaks
- high pitched voice
- the type to steal your notes & not own up
- cheats on tests
- shameless with their words and actions
- ugly laughs
LIBRA

- lies a lot
- puts on a whole persona just to please those around them.
- cuts people off quickly
- lowkey two faced
- cries at every given moment
- manipulative
- obsessed with aliens and cats
- really bland and boring people tbh https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">
SCORPIO

- the type to secretly stalk you
- two different personas
- glares at every given chance they get
- the type to trip you over on purpose only to help you up apologising with fake sincerity in their voice
- highkey weird
- boring people
- get a life pls
SAGITTARIUS

- you’re very funny
- VERY open minded
- has a lot of opinions to share
- obsessed with mythology & space
- always open to new ideas
- very misunderstood
- really sensitive behind that cold image
- never shows emotions
- stares at the moon every night
precious
CAPRICORN

- neat freaks
- bookworms
- easily manipulated
- trusts people way too easily
- also very secretive
- very sensitive
- always puts others before them
- asks others for THEIR opinion all the time
- relies on others way too much
- you’re precious pls https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
AQUARIUS - (me!)

- bookworms
- neat freaks
- very secretive
- laughs way too much
- quite manipulative tbh..
- judges everyone secretly
- falls in love with fictional characters every two seconds
- funny
- it’s okay to release your emotions.. no one will judge you
PISCES

- you’re so FUNNY
- LOUD AS FUCK
- so stubborn
- sends memes at 4am every single day
- the teachers love u
- always tries to make everyone feel comfortable
- people’s source of comfort
- kind & warm hearted
- always spits out stupid shit https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
- judges way too quick
some of ya& #39;ll are getting so sensitive omg chill won& #39;t you? I did say it was based on my own experiences, lmfao. clearly didn& #39;t expect this to blow up....whew, just chill, won& #39;t you. i& #39;m sure you& #39;re all amazing, okay !! this is just based off of my own experiences. yeah ok bye.
some of ya& #39;ll are actually so weird omg pls get a life. blocking me over a thread wtf? I said its based off of my own experiences & you& #39;re there taking it so literally chill the fuck out wont you
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