what i think of all the zodiac signs based on my own experiences - a thread.

ARIES

- i love you all
- you’re so funny
- lifts the mood up every single time
- gives the best advice
- loves the colour green way too much for their own good
- obsessed with mythology
- thinks everything is a conspiracy
- thinks aliens are real

TAURUS

- fuck you all
- so self conceited
- would cut you off without any reason
- always victimises themselves & makes a scene when being confronted
- two faced.
- the type to burn your stationary in primary because you didn’t share.
- crazy
- delusional
- get help

GEMINI

- you’re actually okay
- not the stereotypical bitch that everyone portrays you to be.
- quiet
- smiles a lot
- would always help you out
- sensitive
- shy
- the type to sit in the corner and watch the other kids play
- just really shy & ... precious

CANCER

- you’re very weird.
- secretly stares at you from across the room & doesn’t back down when caught.
- shameless. very shameless.
- scary. glares at you every chance they get - it looks like they want to kill you right there.
-shows their love in a very weird way

LEO

- i don’t really like any of you.
- you’re manipulative and get jealous easily.
- would rip your hair out if they got the chance.
- manipulative with their words.
- two faced.
- the type to approach you with a smile with an evil plan
- a bitch
- get help pls

VIRGO

- also very annoying
- documents their whole life on snapchat even when they’re taking a shit
- neat freaks
- high pitched voice
- the type to steal your notes & not own up
- cheats on tests
- shameless with their words and actions
- ugly laughs

LIBRA

- lies a lot
- puts on a whole persona just to please those around them.
- cuts people off quickly
- lowkey two faced
- cries at every given moment
- manipulative
- obsessed with aliens and cats
- really bland and boring people tbh

SCORPIO

- the type to secretly stalk you
- two different personas
- glares at every given chance they get
- the type to trip you over on purpose only to help you up apologising with fake sincerity in their voice
- highkey weird
- boring people
- get a life pls

SAGITTARIUS

- you’re very funny
- VERY open minded
- has a lot of opinions to share
- obsessed with mythology & space
- always open to new ideas
- very misunderstood
- really sensitive behind that cold image
- never shows emotions
- stares at the moon every night
precious

CAPRICORN

- neat freaks
- bookworms
- easily manipulated
- trusts people way too easily
- also very secretive
- very sensitive
- always puts others before them
- asks others for THEIR opinion all the time
- relies on others way too much
- you’re precious pls

AQUARIUS - (me!)

- bookworms
- neat freaks
- very secretive
- laughs way too much
- quite manipulative tbh..
- judges everyone secretly
- falls in love with fictional characters every two seconds
- funny
- it’s okay to release your emotions.. no one will judge you

PISCES

- you’re so FUNNY
- LOUD AS FUCK
- so stubborn
- sends memes at 4am every single day
- the teachers love u
- always tries to make everyone feel comfortable
- people’s source of comfort
- kind & warm hearted
- always spits out stupid shit
- judges way too quick

some of ya'll are getting so sensitive omg chill won't you? I did say it was based on my own experiences, lmfao. clearly didn't expect this to blow up....whew, just chill, won't you. i'm sure you're all amazing, okay !! this is just based off of my own experiences. yeah ok bye.

some of ya'll are actually so weird omg pls get a life. blocking me over a thread wtf? I said its based off of my own experiences & you're there taking it so literally chill the fuck out wont you

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