#FUNNY

first-mate prance

bocxtop

i got this job two weeks ago and I am going to be fucking fired I WAS COPYING THAT LINK TO SHOW @avantnard THE VIDEO CUZ ITS FUNNY BUT I

𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓮²⁸ loves L + H

parisandromee

—What I think about your Zodiac Sign based on personal experiences. (Fully inspired by @sweeteroda ) Aries -We’re very compatible-Some are really fun people and other can be a

yellow spoon girl

yellowspoongirl

one of the shittiest things I did was to a guy who legit despised glitter and I secretly grabbed a handful of it and I put my hand in his

raphael

behzulous

fraser says over and over that he has no hatred for them and wishes them the best hes Just Hurt, which is justified, he doesnt want this to be a

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NYinLA2121

Dems, what are you prepared to do? Seriously; all these half-measures...such a weak party.Feinstein backing down. Kaine backing down. Talking about filibusters and all. Get the fuck out of here.

CJ BIGGERMAN

cjbiggerman

When trap music came in America most people wey bashing that kind of music and the older Generation didn’t want to accept that style of music. Fast forward some of

theo⁷

springdaysana

Hi @sopesblunt I miss you Like lots and lots :((( Hope you're well and dont forget to drink lots of water and sleep well

Harry Samuels

hnjsamuels

Just heard the terrible and upsetting news that my nan's husband, Harvey, passed away late last night due to COVID-19. He's been in my family for nearly fifty years and

Librarian Lizz

LibrarianLizz

So. Avatar: The Last Airbender. I've never seen it. I'm doing one tweet per episode until I finish. This isn't a question of whether I'll like it...it's a question of

khloe

supergirluthor

i’m rewatching grey’s so i’m gonna tweet i’m already on season 2 addison is here and wow she is so hot i love george o’malley this episode proves that all

Mable Jiang

Mable_Jiang

Industry consolidation is happening everywhere. I did a brief count on whichever friend comes up to my mind in Beijing, and realized that more than 30% of them joined Bytedance,

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL

edsbs

it's time to play one of the oldest and most reliable games on the internet: Zoom in on Google Maps to England and find something funny anywhere you look

karli!!! ceo of ??

damer8n

why you should break the moot with @dameronscake, a thread: I mean first off,,cussing??! supporter of an abusive ship thinks nathan bateman is attractive ??? she’s called me pretty??? what???

Neoliberal 🌐

ne0liberal

There's going to be a wave of bad discourse about France and Islam today. Before you have takes, please remember you can believe all of the following at the same

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tayIorskiwi

harry: went to a kanye concert after the dramay’all: haylor is so cute i want them back they’re best friendsgigi: hangs out with kendall and hailey biebery’all: i love taygi

richie on h. i’m going through it

trashmouthes

𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 — a thread before reading: if your sun isn’t accurate, try your rising (and moon) as well! ARIES- so supportive of