one of the shittiest things I did was to a guy who legit despised glitter and I secretly grabbed a handful of it and I put my hand in his shorts and gave him a handjob while simultaneously putting glitter all over his entire penis then he went to the bathroom and I heard a scream

side note: he did not deserve this I just loved pulling pranks on people and I thought a glitter penis would be funny but he showered for like six hours and was “” all day and IM SO SORRY ABOUT THE GLITTER I HOPE ALL THE SPECKS ARE GONE YOU DESERVED BETTER

this was also 8 years ago ok I swear I would never do this again please date me haha I mean