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Jason Steele
FilmCow
Did you know Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote a sequel to “Phantom of the Opera” where the phantom opens a beach resort on Coney Island? The phantom invites Christine to sing
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Ax 🐕 skk brainrot
regulusflame
im so fucking drunk its funny help my gravitation doesn't work i mean it works but you know I dont fee it feel IM SO FUNNY not really but whatever
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Abby
AbbyofCitrine
So there’s a guy that I’ve liked since like, literally Halloween is the exact day, and in January he moved out of state for an internship second semester (he’s a
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Goddess Rheᵃˣᵉˡˡᵉ.
stfu_rhe
Spill or D—IE (i MeAn dRuNk) with cabeeeesss!!! Things that happen in this thread arent affiliated by Lalisa Manoban at all but an actual Rhe's mun experience.
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L-mily
Emilympadilla
McChickens are underrated drunk food Can someone create a cauliflower version of this
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PRAXIS Australia ✳️
praxisaus
Do you ever sit in an exit row when flying? Do you respect the responsibility given to you for protecting safety of other passengers and crew? @Qantas @IATA 1/ Do
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KrisPlaysKylie
KrisPlaysKylie
Let's talk how amazing Impossible Princess album by Kylie Minogue is [thread]Songs in order of appearance on album:1. Too Far 2. Cowboy Style 3. Some Kind of Bliss 4. Did
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Tina Turtle 🐢🇭🇹
tinaqueen_15
I got really drunk at my friends wedding yesterday (a thread) It started off mad cute Then we got in the limo Like peep the vibes Then I started doing
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Alice Moran
Alice_Moran
Hey mother fuckers I’m drunk before 6pm follw your dreams who does everyone have a crush on
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Zofia🇻🇨
Zofiiiaaaa
Okay please do note and keep in mind that I have had sex with this person prior to this incident. I have also blocked this person from my social media.
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Katie Rabbithole
HoleLotOfRabbit
@curryspcworld A thread on awful service, and drunk customer service agents. I bought a dishwasher(currys own brand) back in april, it broke by may. I called to have it fixed
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Richard Spoor
Richard_Spoor
A terribly sad story. Two young and idealistic lawyers, get wrapped up in the BLM protest movement. In a moment of madness they throw a Molotov cocktail into an abandoned
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Zach Schwartz
zachzachzach
The Chargers doctor before this one was also a huge problem. -2 DUIs-raided by DEA for writing himself 108 prescriptions -malpractice for severing a patients artery-malpractice lawsuits for multiple career
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Eleanor Robertson
marrowing
I watched withnail & I this arvo and it was so grimy and so british that I can't really remember the plot, just the filth and the shit weather ah,
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the indigo🦋🌙
xoxoindigobb
currently creating a photo album called: drunk kk chronicles before i officially start this thread.... october 2014... just heads up for a rowdy ass thread...
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Chloe -EmoJock- Paterson
CrashBAMbi
Today is myself quarantinaversy- if you feel shitty today like I did, I recommend getting drunk and watching Patch Adams. Ok, but one of the characters gets abruptly murdered out
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