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Jess K Hardy is Wet
JessKHardy2000
First time in my life I’ve stood up, fluffed up my hair, and said “Ok! I’m drunk enough to go couch shopping!”#DaydrinkingwithJessA thread Let’s do this#daydrinkingwithjess Start with a Marcy
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🍁The Fall of Fascism ☠️
strqmul_iskwist
This “sober Indian” romanticism was created out of the “drunk Indian” myth and both are essentially untrue. But the difference is one was created for us and another was created
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Ari LaBeija
TheBaddestMitch
Remember going outside and being drunk? Let’s reminisce Show me your favorite/funniest drunk video! This one was 2015 and I got super drunk at FISS. I showed out in that
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Super Nova Girl💫
wheresthegarden
I kind of want to do a thread of my ugly drunk pics because they’re so funny. For starters I should kick my friends asses because this is the second
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Cass Morris ✨
CassRMorris
Okay, it's Friday night, I'm weirdly energized, half a bottle of rioja in, and watching RotK and thus about to be All Up In My Feels.This seems like an excellent
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icarus.
arthuryadiggg
(Cont)...The attendant looks at me and I cant tell if shes shocked or pissed, but shes walking towards me... 'If you want my number you could've just asked the first
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Cammi Stilwell
IcedFrapp
i'm in isolation because we found out i've got a fever so here's a thread i like to call Disney Princesses Rated By How Badly I Want To Have A
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yelhsa
angryashley_
ok who just straight up wants a thread of my drunk selfies/ adventures??? bc now that i’m 21 there will probs be a lot more haha asking bc tbh i’m
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🏳️🌈 Angel 🏳️🌈 @ 🏡 // BLM
angel_ponders
Two more days of work hooooorayyyy for three day weekend. Plans: get drunk, watch Hamilton Me, approaching a 3 day weekend, knowing I have two grueling days of work and
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Fifty Shades of Whey
davenewworld_2
Cop in Pennsylvania who sounds drunk racially profiles an innocent Black man This is part 2 of drunk Officer William Moore with the Vandergrift Police in PA racially profiling an
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Lt. Cdr Matt DeMello, BLUE CHECK MARK POLICE
Marionmarooned
As a corporate manager, I aspire to a communications style not unlike the high school friend's mom who spoiled him rotten because he was adopted. Of course this friend loved
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camryn
cigs__inside
FUCK kiernan wagner all my homies HATE kiernan wagner and don't like this tweet if ur just going to keep supporting him. He harassed me so much in hs and
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Jenn Budd
BuddJenn
1) Tonight I found my wife sobbing. She was crying for all those dying, for all those dying alone, for their families, for the doctors and nurses working night and
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🎃 Reskellington 💀
Reskell492
The furry fandom has a genuine problem with glorifying alcohol abuse. It's not relateable to pass out in your fursuit from intoxication. Does that not frighten you? Scares the shit
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egG
EstherClifford_
pls i sound so frunk rn and j alson just typing like i am lmoa i can’t even spell pricness princess** but i swear i’m not drink drunk^^^**** un what
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Kaydee Lasher
laydeekasher
Wow I’m thinking of all the times I was seriously taken advantage of/raped and I’m spiraling Like I didn’t realize that a 21 year old getting a 15 year old
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