Okay, it& #39;s Friday night, I& #39;m weirdly energized, half a bottle of rioja in, and watching RotK and thus about to be All Up In My Feels.

This seems like an excellent time for drunk tarot!

Leave me a comment and I& #39;ll draw you a card.
(Yes I made myself a drunk tarot banner just now, what of it?)
Brief pause bc the beacons of Amon Din have been lit and I must pay homage
I& #39;m like 15 minutes behind, but I promise I& #39;m getting to y& #39;all!

And another brief pause while I sob at Faramir& #39;s charge at Osgiliath.
We& #39;re approaching denouement which means I& #39;m gonna be sobbing for the next ten minutes and then it& #39;s time for bed.

But thank you! I had fun with this!
(My sister& #39;s doing a pretty masterful job of not mocking me as I sit here sobbing over the most high fantasy to ever high fantasy)
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