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i'm in isolation because we found out i've got a fever so here's a thread i like to call Disney Princesses Rated By How Badly I Want To Have A Drink With Them
1. Snow White 4/10
homegirl's like 14 so she'd either be a wuss and only drink like 4 sips before vomming or she'd be slamming shots at the rate that only a teen runaway can. either way, a sad time. but potentially a night to remember.
homegirl's like 14 so she'd either be a wuss and only drink like 4 sips before vomming or she'd be slamming shots at the rate that only a teen runaway can. either way, a sad time. but potentially a night to remember.
2. Cinderella 7/10
she'd be like that really nice drunk girl you meet in the bathroom who tells you you deserve the world and she'd be KILLER at karaoke. she would go hard but go to bed early, which i respect
she'd be like that really nice drunk girl you meet in the bathroom who tells you you deserve the world and she'd be KILLER at karaoke. she would go hard but go to bed early, which i respect
3. Aurora 5/10
she'd probably be kind of rude but play it off as her just being drunk even though she's barely finished her white claw. probably goes home with the first boy she sees at the bar, too
she'd probably be kind of rude but play it off as her just being drunk even though she's barely finished her white claw. probably goes home with the first boy she sees at the bar, too
4. Ariel 9/10
you know what she would be so fun like the first time you see your friend get drunk and they're having a blast and tell you all about the fanfic they wrote in middle school and dancing with you to 2010 kesha. she'd go hard but it would be so fun
you know what she would be so fun like the first time you see your friend get drunk and they're having a blast and tell you all about the fanfic they wrote in middle school and dancing with you to 2010 kesha. she'd go hard but it would be so fun
5. Belle 6/10
ok so like she'd be great for a quiet night in where you drink your wine and watch rom coms, which is nice sometimes but that's the only way she drinks. not for everybody, but every now and then she's a good wine drunk pal. would also hold ur hair when u puke
ok so like she'd be great for a quiet night in where you drink your wine and watch rom coms, which is nice sometimes but that's the only way she drinks. not for everybody, but every now and then she's a good wine drunk pal. would also hold ur hair when u puke
6. Jasmine 10/10
she'll pace herself, get to that good happy drunk place, be an excellent wingwoman, will for sure make sure you drink enough water, take u to the best bars, order cool girl drinks that actually taste good, and will tuck you into bed at the end of the night
she'll pace herself, get to that good happy drunk place, be an excellent wingwoman, will for sure make sure you drink enough water, take u to the best bars, order cool girl drinks that actually taste good, and will tuck you into bed at the end of the night
7. Mulan 3/10
i just don't get the vibe that mulan drinks that much???? i think she'd probably do like a single smirnoff ice at the end of the night and then go to bed early so she can do her early morning workout regimen.
i just don't get the vibe that mulan drinks that much???? i think she'd probably do like a single smirnoff ice at the end of the night and then go to bed early so she can do her early morning workout regimen.
8. Pocahontas 6/10
she'd probably stick to something low in alcohol content and would begin waxing philosophical about life while braiding your hair. like with belle, good for sometimes but not good for all the time.
she'd probably stick to something low in alcohol content and would begin waxing philosophical about life while braiding your hair. like with belle, good for sometimes but not good for all the time.
9. Tiana 10/10
she's from new orleans. she could drink you under the table and never look sloppy at all.
she's from new orleans. she could drink you under the table and never look sloppy at all.
10. Rapunzel 8/10
her vibe is similar to ariel wherein repressed nerd gets to cut loose for the first time, and i bet she'd have a bunch of baller party tricks, but when her head's in the toilet i don't want to hold 70 feet of hair, u feel me
her vibe is similar to ariel wherein repressed nerd gets to cut loose for the first time, and i bet she'd have a bunch of baller party tricks, but when her head's in the toilet i don't want to hold 70 feet of hair, u feel me
11. Anna 7/10
a standard good old girls night out. i feel like she's our sweet little weepy drunk and starts crying 3 shots in. but if you play your cards right, she's the funny sad drunk and is crying because she just loves her sister SO MUCH.
a standard good old girls night out. i feel like she's our sweet little weepy drunk and starts crying 3 shots in. but if you play your cards right, she's the funny sad drunk and is crying because she just loves her sister SO MUCH.
12. Elsa 9/10
could definitely go toe to toe with tiana in terms of holding her liquor, keeps your drink cold and safe while you go to the bathroom, but not the best wingwoman. will intimidate any guy who comes close to you, which is probably for the best but still.
could definitely go toe to toe with tiana in terms of holding her liquor, keeps your drink cold and safe while you go to the bathroom, but not the best wingwoman. will intimidate any guy who comes close to you, which is probably for the best but still.
13. Merida 10/10
it'd be fantastic. it would literally be so fun. this girl steals stop signs and drunk calls her mom. would make friends with any animals that cross her path. passes out on your bed but changes the sheets before she goes.
it'd be fantastic. it would literally be so fun. this girl steals stop signs and drunk calls her mom. would make friends with any animals that cross her path. passes out on your bed but changes the sheets before she goes.
14. Moana 5/10
the ultimate DD. would not drink anything herself but would be such a fun sober person to have around. makes sure you drink plenty of water and drives very carefully so you don't get carsick on the way home.
the ultimate DD. would not drink anything herself but would be such a fun sober person to have around. makes sure you drink plenty of water and drives very carefully so you don't get carsick on the way home.
