First time in my life I’ve stood up, fluffed up my hair, and said “Ok! I’m drunk enough to go couch shopping!”
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A thread
#DaydrinkingwithJess
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Got flask in purse (thank god for no open container laws). Furniture better be ready for some serious couch snoozing.
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#daydrinkingwithjess
Hubs “Did you just tell me to fuck off?”
Drunk Jess “No, I was just talking to that lady down the road.”
Narrator “Drunk Jess totally told hubs to fuck off”
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Drunk Jess “No, I was just talking to that lady down the road.”
Narrator “Drunk Jess totally told hubs to fuck off”
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Red Rising cued up on the audible. TGR will get me through this. This medicine cabinet is my Apollo and I will paint it so that it dies!
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#daydrinkingwithjess
I think sometimes when my inhibitions retreat in the face of booze, that we don’t appreciate ourselves enough. I feel this way now, staring down the barrel of this bathroom.
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