#Dicks

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NomeDaBarbarian

If there are shelves 8' off the ground, and you can't reach them, the problem is not that you are too short.It's that whoever put the shelves up there is

libi. doctorally ineffectual

rose_alibi

i found a little radio in the park while trying to stay up on a skateboard it was clearly made by not complete dicks, as you can see by the

Ravina Rawal

RavinaRawal

So many people going “Rape threat not cool BUT (always a but) "there are so many other things to joke about, why do comedians only go after religion/politics? They don’t.

kuérsch

ryemeadowww

So Sorsogon wazzup, sino may kilala dito?? Nanginginig ako sa galit sa kabastusan ng lalaking to. He’s harassing my 15 years old cousin from USA. Grabe diba nakaabot america kabastusan?

Suki Duran, PhD

DemonNoises

Okay, this will be my "I dug out my decade old Transformers collection" thread, so mute it if you don't wanna see that stuff.Let's start with the boring trucks, which

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MakiARuju

An easier one for the sake of my sanity. ageplay anal all the way through small dom big sub lactation cum drinking nnnnnggh excessive cum anal creampie titjob nipple penetration

Anne Thériault

anne_theriault

Cleopatra: looks like we had twinsCleopatra: I named them after two great world leadersMark Antony: I love you too, babeCleopatra: no I mean after Alexander the Great and also me

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kittyyoongles

Can I let something out imagine yoon sitting on hoseok's thighs, both his pretty, broad hands wrapped around their dicks, jerking them off their size difference is always so

Mel Cowan

IAmNotMelCowan

ALL RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LET'S INJECT SOME DARKNESS INTO OUR VEINS AND WATCH 31 SCARY MOVIES FOR NO GODDAMN REASON #31DaysOfHorror COULD I SPEND THIS 45-50 HOURS MORE PRODUCTIVELY? YES! WILL

soph lantsov is currently stuDYING

mygrishaverse

READING "FIFTY SHADES OF ALICE IN WONDERLAND": A THREAD i just realized i have to use my headphones because i don't want my mom to hear it i guess this

𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐢 | comms ✎

gochumilk

［ #dekubaku #dkbk ］bakuhoe is that bottom who never gets satisfied w his partners and always yells at them during sex like “eat me out properly, fuck!” “are you

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artisan_bagels

random thread: my first true social media experience was a Google Plus community and I couldn't be more thankful for context of anyone not blessed by the experience of G+:

kat ♥︎’s shi qingxuan | 2ha 📖

hanguangjunn

I have class in a minute but 2ha thread: START !!! Are mo ran and this mo weiyu the same person Day 1 of reading 2ha and there are already

liza is being⁷

joopiterjoon

my (biased) opinions on the zodiac signs: a thread (based on my experience so pls don’t take this personally and if u do,,, don’t) ARIES - love y’all but

SwiftOnSecurity

SwiftOnSecurity

#PATCHINGIf you are responsible or involved in patching, I have probably been you. Helpdesk, syseng, packager, server operator, coordinator, policy maker, and chastened bringer of disaster.Here are some thoughts on

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OfWudan

"Ive known him since school""its not like that""Oh he has a girlfriend"If you go on a date with a woman and for ANY REASON she has a ton of make