my (biased) opinions on the zodiac signs: a thread (based on my experience so pls don’t take this personally and if u do,,, don’t)

ARIES
- love y’all but u are so childish
- very passionate but often that passion can be misdirected
- wants to seem badass, sometimes is successful, but in reality ur baby
- super loyal but that loyalty sometimes becomes clinginess
- not everything is personal, chill

TAURUS
- y so srs
- ur flaky or obsessive, no inbetween
- always want what you can’t have/what’s not good for u
- CANT TAKE UR OWN ADVICE
- stubborn but u convince yourself it’s just being committed
- usually pretty, and know it but act like u don’t for compliments
- smart

GEMINI (my sun)
- arrogant
- not necessarily two faced, just very picky
- kind of a gossip ngl
- huuuge dicks (both internally and externally)
- kind of a party to be around
- scared of vulnerability and commitment
- a lil slutty but it’s a good thing
- sexy mfs

CANCER
- why do u only date/go for crazy people
- it’s ok to take relationships slow sometimes
- super loyal
- oh my god stop whining i promise they will text u back eventually
- usually rlly pretty
- good in bed
- annoying but ur a vibe and ily
- a good learner

LEO
- love u omg
- so louddddd! it’s great fun tho
- no filter and yet so much audacity
- quite concerned about appearance
- if you’re not busy being the center of attention, then ur busy figuring out how to make urself the center of attention
- best ppl to party with

VIRGO (my rising)
- weird relationship w ur mom
- always wants to be good at everything on the first try
- intimidating aura, but nice if they’re on ur side
- cannot take their own advice
- organized, but not always about the right things
- why do u own so many pens
- smart

LIBRA
- the water sign of air signs
- why are u such a people pleaser omg
- not everyone will like u, it’s okay
- usually hot
- very flighty, somewhat restless
- really concerned about “appearing cool”
- i have a crush on u

SCORPIO
- ur hot first and foremost
- have u ever expressed an emotion?
- scary when angry
- i adore my scorpio pals
- very mother-hen, but u don’t always know what to do w ur protective feelings
- loyal to a fault
- a great lover

SAGITTARIUS (my moon)
- funny friend who cries yourself to sleep
- desperate to move every few months
- sometimes u just disappear off ur friends’ radars and its unsettling
- bad at being serious
- either really good in bed or terrible
- has one (1) emotion per year
- ily

CAPRICORN
- so smart and funny
- perfectionist to a scary extent
- u can take a break at some point, it’s ok
- actually super social
- i don’t know very many, but those i do know i’m kind of in love with
- u also like to date crazy people

AQUARIUS
- ur so #quirky
- clingy as fuck when you want to be
- “not like other girls”
- oh my god shut up
- a cool acquaintance, but not always easy to be friends with
- average in bed
- honestly a bit odd
- great fwbs, but at always risk of catching feelings

PISCES
- why are you crying again omg
- super creative person
- also usually very intelligent
- in my exp, ur quite good at expressing what u feel, whether verbally or thru another medium
- weird, but in a good way
- people call u an old soul, but usually ur just Sad

end of thread.
ps sorry to taurus, love u aman ♡