ALL RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LET'S INJECT SOME DARKNESS INTO OUR VEINS AND WATCH 31 SCARY MOVIES FOR NO GODDAMN REASON #31DaysOfHorror

COULD I SPEND THIS 45-50 HOURS MORE PRODUCTIVELY? YES! WILL I REGRET IT? ONLY SLIGHTLY! TIME IS A CONSTRUCT AND EXISTENCE IS MEANINGLESS! MIGHT AS WELL GET SPOOKY! #31DaysOfHorror

Kicking things off with Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers, which is... not great! Donald Pleasence is visibly exhausted in every frame, the cannon fodder teens are meh and Michael's mask makes him look like a giant baby. But Danielle Harris is compelling! #31DaysOfHorror

12-HOUR SHIFT is twitchy, blood and morphine-soaked fun, with the always welcome Angela Bettis elbow-deep in Arkansas organ meat, written/directed by the absurdly talented Brea Grant! I am biased, but support indie horror anyway! #31DaysOfHorror

LA LLORONA: a Guatemalan slow-burn gothic ghost story inspired by real events, where the real horror is people. It's gorgeous, unsettling and best watched not knowing much about it. Thanks for the rec @carolynklarecki! #31DaysOfHorror

DEMONS 2: you're not here for story, character or acting. You're here for great practical gore FX, like the demon baby puppet (who claws his way out of a demon kid!) that legit made me laugh every time he showed up. 10/10 just for him. #31DaysOfHorror

THE LODGE was like sitting in a walk-in freezer quietly for an hour and a half, but in a good way? Like, that freezer is creepy and has good sound design, but also Riley Keough is staring at you from behind the lettuce. #31DaysOfHorror

For a movie about the Marquis de Sade's possessed noggin box, THE SKULL had very little sadism, but had plenty of Brit class, courtesy of Cushing AND Lee, plus fever-dream visuals and a near-wordless finale. #31DaysOfHorror

The best part of SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE II are the musical numbers and there are more than a few! Plus, Crystal Bernard is in it, for all you WINGS-heads. (Sorry if this pic is too scary for people.) #31DaysOfHorror

TERRIFIED makes the strong choice as a horror movie to just make every single thing in the movie scary in some way. Drains, cracks in the wall, hearing aids: all scary! There's a scary glass of milk! A scary chair! (Also, this guy.) #31DaysOfHorror

FROM BEYOND is somehow both very horny and creeped about sex. Pretty much all the monsters are dicks with teeth and there's lots of ooze. I learned a lot. #TheMoreYouKnow #31DaysOfHorror

CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD answers the question: "If you're smooching, but your gal's intestines come out of her mouth, what do you do?" The answer, of course, is "Nothing. You get your brains ripped out of your skull." Sorry dude. #31DaysOfHorror