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Okay, this will be my "I dug out my decade old Transformers collection" thread, so mute it if you don't wanna see that stuff.
Let's start with the boring trucks, which means Optimus and also some random tow truck.
Biggest Optimus best Optimus.
Let's start with the boring trucks, which means Optimus and also some random tow truck.
Biggest Optimus best Optimus.
Big Optimus also had this alt mode where he becomes a top half. As I recall, he could either combine with his trailer or I wanna say Jetfire? Either way, don't have Jetfire and the trailer is long gone, so it's just a horrifying... Thing.
Next up; my only Megatron, and some random minicons.
Some of the minicon robot modes are really doofy looking.
Megatron is not pleased I lost his dorky horns as a child.
Megatron is not pleased I lost his dorky horns as a child.
They also have him a billion fucking mounting points. MEGATRON STAYS STRAPPED.
Next up, some of the weirder ones.
Some sort of Insecticon beetle thing with an energon weapon, a komodo dragon with armor (?), and... A weapon to surpass metal gear, I assume.
Some sort of Insecticon beetle thing with an energon weapon, a komodo dragon with armor (?), and... A weapon to surpass metal gear, I assume.
These dudes are pretty cursed, robot mode wise.
And then, there is APYR
The robot life is super clean, a shame I have no fucking clue what that alt mode is. Why does he have wheels? What is the tactical advantage of a rail gun turning into a buzz saw? Who knows.
The robot life is super clean, a shame I have no fucking clue what that alt mode is. Why does he have wheels? What is the tactical advantage of a rail gun turning into a buzz saw? Who knows.
Unfortunately, that's all the cool Transformers I have.
..... HAHAHA, YEAH RIGHT, ITS SCORPONOK TIME MOTHER FUCKERS
..... HAHAHA, YEAH RIGHT, ITS SCORPONOK TIME MOTHER FUCKERS
Imagine NOT being a space ship
We stan a tall boi
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That classic sitcom setup, three motorcycles and a hovercraft
Imma be real with you; I can't fucking remember how the red idiot transforms. So rip to a real one.
I MIGHT BE MISSING BOTH HIS WINGS AND HIS CANNONS BUT YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I HAVE BEST BOY STARSCREAM
First Transformer I ever got, I was like 6 or 7, I still remember
First Transformer I ever got, I was like 6 or 7, I still remember
These three are special. Not just coz of the recolor.
BOOM, REVERSIBLE COMBINERS
I have one more to show you all. A very special robot that, at one time, set the record for the largest toy they'd made.
A little robot by the name of Omega Supreme.
A little robot by the name of Omega Supreme.
Though, when I say little....
The crane... train... half, slots into the back of the battleship. Why? Because fuck you, it's OMEGA SUPREME.
OMEGA SUPREME CARES NOT FOR YOUR PUNY HEIGHT RESTRICTIONS.
OMEGA SUPREME HAS TWO DICKS, AND HE USES EM.
OMEGA SUPREME HAS A HEAD MINICON THAT I LOST, BUT DONT WORRY, OMEGA SUPREME WAS PREPARED FOR THAT.
OMEGA SUPREME MAKES STARSCREAM LOOK LIKE MANLET SUPREME.
OMEGA SUPREME HAS TWO DICKS, AND HE USES EM.
OMEGA SUPREME HAS A HEAD MINICON THAT I LOST, BUT DONT WORRY, OMEGA SUPREME WAS PREPARED FOR THAT.
OMEGA SUPREME MAKES STARSCREAM LOOK LIKE MANLET SUPREME.
This has been "Suki rifles through the garage for an hour", I hope you have enjoyed
