Okay, this will be my "I dug out my decade old Transformers collection" thread, so mute it if you don& #39;t wanna see that stuff.
Let& #39;s start with the boring trucks, which means Optimus and also some random tow truck.
Biggest Optimus best Optimus.
Let& #39;s start with the boring trucks, which means Optimus and also some random tow truck.
Biggest Optimus best Optimus.
Big Optimus also had this alt mode where he becomes a top half. As I recall, he could either combine with his trailer or I wanna say Jetfire? Either way, don& #39;t have Jetfire and the trailer is long gone, so it& #39;s just a horrifying... Thing.
Some of the minicon robot modes are really doofy looking.
Megatron is not pleased I lost his dorky horns as a child.
Megatron is not pleased I lost his dorky horns as a child.
Next up, some of the weirder ones.
Some sort of Insecticon beetle thing with an energon weapon, a komodo dragon with armor (?), and... A weapon to surpass metal gear, I assume.
Some sort of Insecticon beetle thing with an energon weapon, a komodo dragon with armor (?), and... A weapon to surpass metal gear, I assume.
And then, there is APYR
The robot life is super clean, a shame I have no fucking clue what that alt mode is. Why does he have wheels? What is the tactical advantage of a rail gun turning into a buzz saw? Who knows.
The robot life is super clean, a shame I have no fucking clue what that alt mode is. Why does he have wheels? What is the tactical advantage of a rail gun turning into a buzz saw? Who knows.
Unfortunately, that& #39;s all the cool Transformers I have.
..... HAHAHA, YEAH RIGHT, ITS SCORPONOK TIME MOTHER FUCKERS
..... HAHAHA, YEAH RIGHT, ITS SCORPONOK TIME MOTHER FUCKERS
Imma be real with you; I can& #39;t fucking remember how the red idiot transforms. So rip to a real one.
I MIGHT BE MISSING BOTH HIS WINGS AND HIS CANNONS BUT YOU& #39;RE GODDAMN RIGHT I HAVE BEST BOY STARSCREAM
First Transformer I ever got, I was like 6 or 7, I still remember
First Transformer I ever got, I was like 6 or 7, I still remember
I have one more to show you all. A very special robot that, at one time, set the record for the largest toy they& #39;d made.
A little robot by the name of Omega Supreme.
A little robot by the name of Omega Supreme.
The crane... train... half, slots into the back of the battleship. Why? Because fuck you, it& #39;s OMEGA SUPREME.
OMEGA SUPREME CARES NOT FOR YOUR PUNY HEIGHT RESTRICTIONS.
OMEGA SUPREME HAS TWO DICKS, AND HE USES EM.
OMEGA SUPREME HAS A HEAD MINICON THAT I LOST, BUT DONT WORRY, OMEGA SUPREME WAS PREPARED FOR THAT.
OMEGA SUPREME MAKES STARSCREAM LOOK LIKE MANLET SUPREME.
OMEGA SUPREME HAS TWO DICKS, AND HE USES EM.
OMEGA SUPREME HAS A HEAD MINICON THAT I LOST, BUT DONT WORRY, OMEGA SUPREME WAS PREPARED FOR THAT.
OMEGA SUPREME MAKES STARSCREAM LOOK LIKE MANLET SUPREME.
This has been "Suki rifles through the garage for an hour", I hope you have enjoyed