Okay, this will be my "I dug out my decade old Transformers collection" thread, so mute it if you don& #39;t wanna see that stuff.

Let& #39;s start with the boring trucks, which means Optimus and also some random tow truck.

Biggest Optimus best Optimus.
Big Optimus also had this alt mode where he becomes a top half. As I recall, he could either combine with his trailer or I wanna say Jetfire? Either way, don& #39;t have Jetfire and the trailer is long gone, so it& #39;s just a horrifying... Thing.
Next up; my only Megatron, and some random minicons.
Some of the minicon robot modes are really doofy looking.

Megatron is not pleased I lost his dorky horns as a child.
They also have him a billion fucking mounting points. MEGATRON STAYS STRAPPED.
Next up, some of the weirder ones.

Some sort of Insecticon beetle thing with an energon weapon, a komodo dragon with armor (?), and... A weapon to surpass metal gear, I assume.
These dudes are pretty cursed, robot mode wise.
And then, there is APYR

The robot life is super clean, a shame I have no fucking clue what that alt mode is. Why does he have wheels? What is the tactical advantage of a rail gun turning into a buzz saw? Who knows.
Unfortunately, that& #39;s all the cool Transformers I have.

..... HAHAHA, YEAH RIGHT, ITS SCORPONOK TIME MOTHER FUCKERS
Imagine NOT being a space ship
We stan a tall boi
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That classic sitcom setup, three motorcycles and a hovercraft
Imma be real with you; I can& #39;t fucking remember how the red idiot transforms. So rip to a real one.
I MIGHT BE MISSING BOTH HIS WINGS AND HIS CANNONS BUT YOU& #39;RE GODDAMN RIGHT I HAVE BEST BOY STARSCREAM

First Transformer I ever got, I was like 6 or 7, I still remember
These three are special. Not just coz of the recolor.
BOOM, REVERSIBLE COMBINERS
I have one more to show you all. A very special robot that, at one time, set the record for the largest toy they& #39;d made.

A little robot by the name of Omega Supreme.
Though, when I say little....
The crane... train... half, slots into the back of the battleship. Why? Because fuck you, it& #39;s OMEGA SUPREME.
OMEGA SUPREME CARES NOT FOR YOUR PUNY HEIGHT RESTRICTIONS.

OMEGA SUPREME HAS TWO DICKS, AND HE USES EM.

OMEGA SUPREME HAS A HEAD MINICON THAT I LOST, BUT DONT WORRY, OMEGA SUPREME WAS PREPARED FOR THAT.

OMEGA SUPREME MAKES STARSCREAM LOOK LIKE MANLET SUPREME.
This has been "Suki rifles through the garage for an hour", I hope you have enjoyed
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