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K.A. Doore
KA_Doore
If you are feeling likethere's no point in writingthere are too many books out there alreadywho will care about your bookremember:your book is a cookie There are so many different
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Mike Birbiglia
birbigs
Real question: If you’re not supposed to eat the whole box of cookies then how many cookies ARE you supposed to eat?Serious replies only. We need to subpoena anyone who
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Elizabeth Kingston
EKingstonBooks
Maybe I should eat real food now. If anyone lives in my neighborhood and wants me to leave some extremely fucking delicious chocolate chip cookies on your doorstep, my digestive
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Pipé
Pipe_grp
DO YOU WANT A COOKIE? Sorry we meant internet cookies. How many times have you gone on a site and a pop up asking you to "accept cookies" comes up
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Josh Mugele (He/Him)
jmugele
Salty chocolate chip.cookies for night shift tonight Controversial baking opinion: if you're using nuts in your cookies, it's better to roast them than it is to use browned butter. And
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cúvid-19 ⚢ ☭ ⓥ ✿
epilesbian
i made lemon sugar cookies yesterday and they’re INCREDIBLEfood tw / RECIPE:https://www.food.com/recipe/vegan-lemon-cookies-438624 any changes i made:- changed 2 tbsp vanilla essence to 1tbsp vanilla, 1tbsp lemon essence- i ran out
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feudaIism
hi guys it's time for nikki's unsolicited writing rambles again. this week's subject (heh) is the present participle! a sentence has two major parts: a subject (the thing that is
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JellyEnvy
i always thought girl scout cookies were handmade???? I thought it waslikethe scouts bake cookies and sell them to earn money for the camp or somethingbut. its. prepackaged cookies..??? ich
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Matthew Ryder
mryderqc
This is a nerdy question about internet regulation and cookie notifications maybe for @privacyint or @cyberleagle, @Foxglovelegal?Has anyone looked into the way most websites now get around GDPR and discourage
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Betsey Stevenson
BetseyStevenson
Let's discuss GDP numbers. First, there's the tricky thing about percentage changes is that percentage changes on the way down are always smaller than on the way up because on
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Bizzy Nachotron
jessdollfays
So...those peanut butter cookies I made last night...I forgot the peanut butterLMFAO They're just sugar cookies LOOOOLLLLLLOOOOLLLL
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shys0rn
tw // NSFWCockies as Cookies; A Thread. @shys0rn (me) as macadamia nut cookies @wndrlndbinnie as rainbow chocolate chip @wondrlandchan as classic chocolate chip tw // NSFW @wndrlnddabin as cum cookies.
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Jack Blast 🏳️🌈🏴
RealJackBlast
Right, so I've recently been in a Twitter conversation with someone who may or may not be an "insider" with "connections" and they've amassed circa 35K followers. fair enough and
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reigndrops11
lol made cookies to munch while on a "strict" diet. please end my suffering ang hirap pumayat punyeta. pota cookies na walang sugar HELP ME but it tastes good tho.
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Red Lori Bright Eyes, Please Vaccinate For Me
RedloraineV
"Tell us about cookies again!"Ok children, ok. Settle down.Well, a long time ago, when we each of us had a kitchen, we could get all kinds of food & make
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Moderately Mom
momtribevibe
Me: I'm going to be so productive today My period: bitch you thought *spends 12 hours crying & eating chocolate* I didn't eat a handful of cookies for breakfast YOU
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