#ABSOLUTELY

Craig Phifer

CraigPhifer

Very happy to hear we're not the only ones putting people before profits! If every company looks at it this way, we'll come out of this in much, much better

I'm Outside in a AMG

AposThriceGreat

I will never be able to wrap my head around giving a company hundreds of dollars a month and getting nothing in return, all for the assurance that should something

⬅️ deranged

soaptacular

VILLAGER HUNTING TIME :3cccc First island Pashmina... a qween but I have Agnes already I do not need an uchi qween... I will send her on her way Island 2

Slimed Snake

ThoughtSlime

absolutely shocked, fucking floored that destiny came to a knee-jerk opinion based on nothing but his own intuition and ignorance of the subject at handsurely though, surely he wouldn't double

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rileythefighter

old white men i would absolutely ravage,A thread john f kennedy;a real man i can trust. absolute dilf john lennon;big teddy bear... soft fuzzy hippie boy... my sweety... paul mccartney;LOOK

jack monroe

BootstrapCook

Okay finally for tonight's Twitter picnic, we've got cake and sandwiches, so what's your fave savoury portable snack? I'm going to kick off with a homemade haggis-encased scotch egg, orange

Litany against plague

LosTheSkald

Absolutely in no way saying that we shouldn't always be as careful as possible, but the idea of a future in which we can't sing together or touch people we

Anthony/Flubber

MyAngelMegumi

My boss scheduled me with only 1 other person on a fucking Staurday and the guy I'm scheduled with does absolutely nothing. It's also been 4 hours and hes taken

THEO ANTHONY

ProxyTheo

Important reminder that watching footage in slow motion distorts intent and severity of action. When combined with a frame by frame press conference voiceover, it is an absolutely abhorrent display

Helen Rosner

hels

honesty bombs dropping hardhttps://twitter.com/hellocvh/status/1246773577816461313 Focaccia! No-knead bread! Brioche! The world is your starter-free oyster! bless the hearts of the folks so deeply invested in their identities as Sourdough Bread Peopl

toria

vnw1998

does peter love his wife? yes. but what is his love worth ? absolutely fukcing nothing. except her almost guaranteed protection, but thats not why she stays with him trying

Harmanoid

harmanoid_

If you’re a woman using social media, there is absolutely no possibility that you haven’t received atleast 1 DM from some stranger in India. Can we please start a thread

Andy Khouri

andykhouri

You can absolutely tell how old someone is by how they use Slack. If they use the threads, they're a young. If they tag you in every reply, they're an

temporarily embarrassed chamillionaire

mung_beans

I’d pretend this is quarantine brain but it’s absolutely regular brain that wonders if clan mcduck participated in the jacobite risings But also apparently they were driven from their ancestral

Jeff Greene

JeffGreeneLearn

Sign #623 of my quarantine-induced descent into madness: There’s a lovely tree next to our house that has, unfortunately, grown to the point where the branches scrape against our bedroom

Tianyu M. Fang

tianyuf

A bit ironic when woke, liberal China correspondents and think tankers who have been parroting and legitimizing U.S. propaganda suddenly realize that Washington can do real harm to ordinary people.