old white men i would absolutely ravage,
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john f kennedy;
a real man i can trust. absolute dilf
john lennon;
big teddy bear... soft fuzzy hippie boy... my sweety...
paul mccartney;
LOOK AT HIS SOFT SQUISHY FACE, HIS ARMS, HES THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE, BABY BOY
jimmy page;
also very squishy, i bet his hair is super soft
robert plant;
Idk he just seems kinda fun to hang around with
david bowie;
No explaination. Its david bowie. He could bite me with his shark teeth and id thank him. King of bisexuals
mick jagger;
he always seems so happy!! He deserves a smooch w lips like those
keith richards;
Resting pissed face, id еat him like a sunday dinner
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