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BREAKINGWe asked a bevvy of UK, Irish and US hacks about the worst pitch they ever sent. We thought our bodies were ready but even our wildest expectations were surpassed.

A lot of people are sharing this today - which is fair enough since it makes some relevant points - but it doesn't apply exactly to what's happening at the

Want to hear a funny story about something that happened to me this weekend? It concerns the internet, elephants, and the absurdity of online nostalgia. So, Naomi Wolf was getting

Got my days wrong and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.https://twitter.com/b3ta/status/992000687935557632 Right, this was when I was

We've spoken about the best or funniest lies you've ever heard, but what's the stupidest? 5 years after the euro came in, an elderly Donegal woman told me she never

When I was 8 a woman on the bus - to whom I'd said NOTHING - told me her husband was so selfish, "the cunt would peel an orange in

Can't believe it's 3 years since those Metro slags published my first ever Rush Hour Crush. Still does my nut to this day. #bringbackhanging I did these for years. Genuinely

Alright, don't get alarmed but my dad has just said he's never heard of rock, paper, scissors. Never. Heard. Of. It. He just saw someone playing it on tv and