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We asked a bevvy of UK, Irish and US hacks about the worst pitch they ever sent. We thought our bodies were ready but even our wildest expectations were surpassed. Shred your drafts folder and settle in for a cornucopia of cringe. https://the-fence.com/online-only/monkey-tennis-worst-pitch-journalists-sent

I have been laughing about this every few hours for the past three weeks. And YES I would read it in a heartbeat.

Due to the frankly bananas response, I'm happy to announce we will be accepting additional bad pitches for inclusion on a rolling basis.

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