Can't believe it's 3 years since those Metro slags published my first ever Rush Hour Crush. Still does my nut to this day. #bringbackhanging

I did these for years. Genuinely kept me sane in a pretty tedious, depressing job I had at the time.

Was a genuine thrill seeing them published and visible for millions of people, even if they were, mostly, really fucking stupid.

And my favourites generally were the really stupid ones.

Others had slightly more grit. It's called RANGE, fam.

I must admit I do really love this one. Fuck me it got everywhere. Still shows up every few weeks.

The Metro Good Deed Feed section - where people thank strangers who've helped them, etc - is a lovely idea I mercilessly abused.