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Every fall/winter I start finding traces of mice, usually in the kitchen. Fine, whatever, it's cold outside, and as long as they don't get into my food, I leave an

They're encouraging everyone who lives around the lake to decorate their homes for fall, so there are lots of pumpkins and scarecrows and bales of hay everywhere, and it's very

I wish i could remember the names of all the men who have put their hand on my thigh while sitting at a bar, or leaned in close to smell

What is the wildest topping you enjoy on pizza? I've been thinking a lot about the pizza buffet I went to in Japan, and how good the mayo/fish roe pizza

IM GONNA DIE LOOK AT THIS SOBA NOODLE A SWEET NOODLE She is going to be so spoiled She's 2 years old so I don't have to deal with the