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every city has 1 infamous mcdonald's that is the wild west, you have to mentally sign on the dotted line agreeing to accept fries with a side of chaos upon

one thing about mothers who treat their daughters like an extension of them is that they'll have a meltdown when the kid cuts all their hair off i don't have

i was never conscious why job postings emphasized "must be able to lift 20 lbs" for office jobs til someone pointed out it's a tactic to discriminate against disabled people

thinking about how my ex used to say lana del rey was miserable that she'd never get the opportunity to fuck JFK and took it out on the rest of

idk why it's so funny that these doja cat webcam photos are literally from 2-4 weeks ago? and not like, archived receipts from 2015? lmao sorry SIX days ago

i blocked this weirdo recently and he went on his burner to tell me he's been stalking + keeping tabs on me for years "lol"if you're a visible young woman

if you work(ed) in retail/food what's the one passive lil customer action that pisses you off more than anything? mine is them tossing their card/money on the counter or spilling

if you have a cat, do they love to lick coconut oil? one of my cats is an absolute fiend for it, like more than catnip ever since i found

i was in cvs and this man looks at me and says "ethiopian." as a statement not even a question and i mutter 'no' as i walk away and he

every child's life journey involves a major event that changes their mind about being a marine biologist or a paleontologist. maybe kids have an innate bond to earth's land, sea,