every city has 1 infamous mcdonald's that is the wild west, you have to mentally sign on the dotted line agreeing to accept fries with a side of chaos upon entering

in toronto it's without contest the mcdonald's on queen & spadina

lemme pitch a mini-series ordering from the most chaotic mcdonald's around the globe and speaking with locals and staff about what they've witnessed there. think Parts Unknown but messy (®) DM me let's grind! @netflix

i would name this series FRIES WITH THAT? but that's already the name of an excellent and defunct canadian youth sitcom

i've named my imaginary series "McHELLMOUTH" and in the first 3 eps we will be visiting what has by far been mentioned most:
1. delancey mcds, nyc
2. brixton mcds, london
3. rideau mcds, ottawa (preview: this fight where a man pulls out a raccoon)

(coming face to face again with my hometown queen & spadina after years of estrangement will obviously be the season 1 finale)