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In 2019, there were 16,425 murders in the US, on a population of 328,200,000.So, at most, 0.005% of USians killed somebody.The same year there were 697,195 cops in the U.S.,

A THREAD IN WHICH I REVIEW BEING BITTEN BY VARIOUS ANIMALS1. GOAT Overall a soft and gummy bite, often with a faint bouquet of fermented grain. Near-prehensile lips make

JED BARTLETT: *peering at news* Abby, did you see this?ABBY: don't get your blood pressure up. it's not your concern anymore.JED: well, of course it is. can't a man be

hill I will die on: replace all "under 30" lists with "without generational wealth" lists 30 chefs who opened their own restaurants while sending money home to their family30 writers

Good morning, LA! It is once again Giant Spider Nighttime Face Hug Web Season in our city.This is my first year spending it as a non-arachnophobe! So here is some

I’m watching West Wing for the first time.You’re telling me there’s a time when it was a realistic plot point for the POTUS to ride a bike? This show is

My neighbors have left a giant bear out for trash pickup and I have never empathized more with an object in my life I can see the bear from my