My neighbors have left a giant bear out for trash pickup and I have never empathized more with an object in my life
I can see the bear from my bedroom window. It haunts me.
I will give the bear’s location out to anyone brave enough to #SaveTheBear! I don’t even have gloves rn, much less disinfectant and a storage bag! I’ll film you saving the bear from my bedroom window and you’ll be a Twitter hero!
UPDATE my friends pressured me into giving the bear a chair

I also made him a sign
Yes I also gave him a scarf and beanie because he looked cold

HUMANS WILL PACK-BOND WITH ANYTHING
IMPORTANT UPDATE the Bear has been adopted. I’ll let his new human identify himself if he wants to. I don’t think this blurry photo will reveal his identity.
Goodbye Pierre Bear I am glad you will be warm and cuddled now
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