Professor Duncan Trussell
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If I am not elected they will steal your bones while you’re sleeping and you’ll wake up a big mushy pile of organs. A pulsing invertebrate with googly eyes that
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Has the President fallen prey to a mind control virus? (thread) We all know about Toxoplasmosis- the fungus that grows in cat shit and causes infected rats to become sexually
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MEETINGS are destroying the planet. Primitive weirdos forcing people to drive across town to sit in a room and breath each other’s pheromones when they could have telecommuted. If only
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