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the regular potato is unmatched in its ability to hold and maintain a satisfying cronch in various shapes and modes of preparationthis can not be matched by the sweeter varietalshttps://twitter.com/EricLevitz/status/1387180729382182917

they should just use panko instead of handhttps://twitter.com/johnbiggs/status/1384874440056610822 by the wayif u have never used panko u are missing outforget those ancient cardboard boxes of dusty breadcrumb with questionable spicestry

joes book just showed up on my ipad so i will be eating cheese while reading his book about cheese what cheese should i eat what is your go to

ok it is time again for that pup dancing to totos africa it is timehttps://vine.co/v/i7QwgFAXwUY for those of u in the quiet car or somewhere where u cannot have sound

"THAT BOOK IS ILLEGAL" "GIMME THAT MOUSTACHE" "I GONNA SUE" "YOU IN BIG TROUBLE BOLTON" "BOOOOLTTTTTOOONNNN"

being in this state of uncertain future supply of basic household stuff has made me uncomfortably aware of how fuckin wasteful i have been about using basic household stuff i

it is amazing how republicans see everything in terms of how americans will try to 'take advantage' of the system somehow whether it is unemployment benefits or coronavirus tests they

WALLY LOOK INNOCENT TO ME NATASHAARE U SURE U DID NOT ACCIDENTALLY BUY WALLY A CHEW TOY THAT JUST LOOKS LIKE A BIN LET ME CHECKhttps://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1250509119259320320 AS I SUSPECTEDCASE CLOSE

56and 5 with the chili garlic variationhttps://twitter.com/jscros/status/1250284448270049283 i have to admit that while i like hot sauces i do not recognize most of these where is the chili crisp for

when it is still tuesday this can not be right well at least it is almo...wait this can not be right well at least it is not tu...wait this can

ok who wants to come to the quarantine potato house choose your quarantine potato house here are the quarantine potato house guideshttps://twitter.com/darth/status/1246181465869565952 what if i told u it was all

after u smosh and briefly roast the potato u just pour some garlic infused heavy cream over them and just keep roasting until the garlic infused heavy cream has cooked